Monroe: But Joe Mama brings up a very good point. We've yet to see Grimm tonight. We've seen the other Dark Lords. We've seen Spamm. We've seen Pig Iron. We've seen Darth and Chesty. But we have not seen the number one contender on this, the biggest night of his career! A night arguably tailor made for him!
MarcuM: You make it sound like he's hiding! Like he's afraid of Joe Mama! He's just preparing for the match!
Monroe: Maybe he is hiding! Locked away in the Dark Lords' dressing room.
At this moment, the lights in the CheeseDome abruptly switch off. After a moment, music can be heard playing throughout the speakers.
Go
Salt the dead, you close the veil
The changer of shapes alone on hooves
Autumn's cold brings the pagan dead
Who seek the warmth of the Samhain fire
Do you want a paradise
Do you want a sacrifice
This is the night to feast and dine
This is the night to laugh at death
Go go
This is the night to feast and dine
This is the night to laugh at death
Do you want a paradise
Do you want a sacrifice
Salt the dead, you close the veil
The changer of shapes is alone on hooves
And the autumn's cold brings the pagan dead
Who seek the warmth of the Samhain fire
Do you want a paradise
Do you want a sacrifice
This is the night to laugh at death
This is the night to feast and dine
As the song ends, the Cheese-O-Tron comes to life. A small flicker of candlelight can be seen. Grimm's voice can be heard, although he is not seen.
Yes. Tonight will be the night to feast and dine. To feast on VIOLENCE and dine on Joe Mama's career. Have no fear, David. I have no need to strike at you through your family. For I have already ripped out your heart. The brave front you've put up for the fans and for your family and friends is nothing more than a mask of your former self.
You look like Joe Mama. You act like Joe Mama. But you and I both know that you're just going through the motions out of some misguided sense of self sufficiency and your own personal delusions. Yes, I've ripped your heart out and tonight I will destroy it and end forever the myth of Joe Mama.
Let me put in this terms you can understand, David. I know you're an avid filmgoer. You visualize this scenario as an action film and yourself as the big hero, swooping in to save the day at the last moment.
Well, let me tell you, David, you're in the wrong movie. This is a horror film of my design. And in my film, David, the good guy loses.
The creation of the Dark Lords has set in motion something that can never be undone. The chain of events that has been set in motion cannot be stopped. The Dark Circle will be completed. And the RDCW will never be the same again.
Last Blood. Never was a match so appropriately named. For tonight it will be the last blood shed of your career. All your accomplishments. All your victories. All your hopes and dreams for the future. Will mean nothing. Because tonight you will become just another victim of the Grimmlock.
Let me leave you now with the parting lines of one of my favorite stories. ". . .And Darkness and Decay and the Red Death held illimitable dominion over all."
The Dark Days are here for you, David. Abandon all hope.
At the last words, the candle light goes out, leaving the CheeseDome in complete darkness.
