Hotties Costume Match Women's Booby Title
Lor (C)vs. Meeko vs. Nuriko
"Turning Japanese" blasts over the speakers and the fans cheer as Nuriko walks out to the ring sporting her kimono. On the steps of the ring, she opens the kimono and allows it to slowly drop to the ground, revealing a yellow jumpsuit.
Marcum: I knew it! She is a homicidal maniac!
Monroe: I'm pretty sure that's just a costume of the Bride!
Marcum: That doesn't look like the Bride of Frankenstein to me!
Monroe: Not that bride!
"Strike It Up" starts blasting over the speakers just as Nuriko enters the ring. Meeko walks out onto the stage, wearing a white naughty nurse outfit with pink trim, black stockings, and white high heels. The first three buttons of her top are open revealing a hint of her black lace bra. PenWing is at her side, and uses the cane to help him as they make their way to the ring to the roars of the fans. PenWing helps Meeko up the steps, and he holds the ropes for her to enter the ring. He then steps down and walks towards an empty front row seat. As he sits down, some fans pat him on the back and shake his hand.
Marcum: Of course, PenWing had to have a front row seat for this one.
Monroe: He's just doing his job tonight. And don't you have a closer seat?
Marcum: That's not the point!
"Revolution" blasts over the speakers and Dominatrix Harlequin Lor struts down the ramp, all the while twirling her whip. She cracks it near some gawking fans along the way. Just as she enters the ring, both Meeko and Nuriko lunge at her, taking her to the ground as Lothar signals the bell.
Monroe: Buhgawb! Meeko and Nuriko have just ambushed Lor with an opening double team!
Marcum: Lor is fighting back, but the other divas seem to have too strong of a hold on her!
Lor fights back to her feet, but Meeko and Nuriko manage to deliver a double spine buster. Together, they grab a leg and tear the latex away.
Monroe: They just depantsed Lor!
Marcum: Purple and black lace!
Lor kicks the two away, and gets to her feet. Although her top is still intact, she is now only wearing a purple and back lace thong and knee high boots from the waist down. However, this does not seem to phase the Lone She-wolf as she leaps into the air for a double clothesline. With both divas down, Lor reaches for Meeko's top and yanks, popping off the buttons as she pulls the top off, revealing Meeko's black lace bra.
Marcum: All those things I said about Meeko? I still mean them, but damn she's hot!
Monroe:
Nuriko comes up behind Lor and takes her down with a swinging neck breaker. She tries to unhook Lor's corset, but Meeko steps behind Nuriko and locks her into a Meekoplex. Not through, Meeko continues to weaken Nuriko with two more Meekoplexes. After almost losing her bra, Meeko lets go to fix herself after the third Meekoplex. Seeing Lor back on her feet, Meeko quickly climbs the ropes and runs towards Lor, jumping off and taking her down with a Meekocanrana. Again, Meeko pauses to fix herself before going to Nuriko and ripping off the top half of her jumpsuit, revealing an American flag bra. Meeko continues to try and pull of Nuriko's jumpsuit, but Lor gets back to her feat and spins Meeko around. She kicks her in the stomach and drops her with Punch & Judy. Nuriko quickly gets back up, but she walks into a first to the stomach from Lor, who then pulls bends her forward and has the Last Laugh. Lor quickly rips away the rest of Nuriko's jumpsuit, revealing her matching American flag bikini bottom, and disqualifying her from the match.
Monroe: Nuriko has been disqualified!
Marcum: I see that!
Meeko struggles to get back to her feet, and Lor tries to lock in Harlequinade, but Meeko twists out of the hold and turns around to lock Lor in a body scissors. As Lor struggles to break the hold, Meeko begins working on Lor's corset. Lor finally reaches for a rope, but when Lothar forces Meeko to break the hold, Lor's corset falls off, leaving her top only protected by the black and purple latex.
Marcum: Oh boy! Each diva is just one good grab away from a win!
The two circle each other for a minute. Finally, Meeko lunges at Lor with a spear, but Lor sidesteps her and grabs her skirt, tearing it away as Meeko flies through the ropes and out of the ring. Lor holds it up in triumph as the Lothar signals the bell and "Revolution" blasts over the speakers.
Monroe: Lor has successfully defended her Boobie Belt!
Marcum: And her boobies!
PenWing crosses over the barrier and walks over to Meeko, helping her to her feet. He reaches under the ring and pulls out a robe, which he drapes around her. They walk up the ramp, but when they reach the top, Howler races at them delivering a double Full Moon. Both Meeko and PenWing hit the ground hard. Meeko looks to be knocked out. The crowd booes loudly, and Lor takes that moment to disappear.
Monroe: Buhgawb! Howler just ambushed PenWing and Meeko!
Marcum: I thought I saw a full moon out there tonight!
Highwayman walks out behind Howler, carrying a table. As they set it up, PenWing gets back to his feet and blindsides Howler with a Spin-o-rama. Both wrestlers fall to the ground as PenWing clutches his leg for a moment. He gets back up, but walks right into a superkick from Highwayman.
Marcum: Stand and Deliver! That's what I always say!
Monroe: That's fucked up! That ain't right!
Marcum: Hey, that's what I say!
Monroe: You sure seem to say a lot!
Highwayman helps Howler back up, and they walk to PenWing. Together, they lift him back to his feet. Howler gets a hold of PenWing's waist, and lifts him into the air as Highwayman runs to the other side of the table. Together, they bring PenWing down with La Cosa Bastardo, sending him through the table. "Moby Dick" by Led Zeppelin starts playing as Howlerama admire their work.
Monroe: This is so wrong!
Marcum: This is what happens when you mess with the Family!
Suddenly, Howlerama seem startled, and they start to run down the ramp. Chewy Walrus and Killconey come bolting down after them and the fans cheer. However, the veteran tag team escapes into the crowd, leaving the newest members of the Sudden Death Connection no choice but to care for their manager and teammate.