6 Man Tag
Bond Brigade (Chris Oakley, Senior Perdicion, & Hombre Lagarto) vs. Tuesday Night Rockers (James Fantastic, Big T, & Tommy Savitz)
James Fantastic, Two-Ton Tommy, & Tommy Savitz head out to the ring in a camouflaged Hummer with Arnold Judas Rimmer at the wheel as "You Really Got Me" blasts out over the Cheesedown PA speakers.
MONROE:That vehicle is a perfect metaphor for what we're about to see tonight--the Bond Brigade and the Tuesday Night Rockers are going to war!
Fantastic picks up the mic and is about to address the crowd when "Rooster" starts playing over the PA; the camera pans over to four men wearing utility coveralls and barely convincing disguises as the Rockers look around wondering where the Bond Brigade could be...
MARCUM:Somethin' smells fishy here, Monroe....
As the camera pulls back, the four coveralled men discard their suits and take off their disguises to reveal Chris Oakley, Ian Bond, Senor Perdicion, and Hombre Lagatro.The crowd goes nuts as the Brigade members tear into the Rockers,who immediately hit back.
MONROE:The Bond Brigade making a pre-emptive strike on the Tuesday Night Rockers!
MARCUM:I knew there was somethin' funny about this setup!
In an attempt to restore order,the referee sends AJR and Ian Bond back to the locker; not that it does much good, as Two-Ton Tommy is brawling with Senor Perdicion near the timekeeper's table and Tommy Savitz is going toe-to-toe with Chris Oakley and Hombre Lagarto simultaneously.Seeing his teammate in trouble,James Fantastic nails Chris with a chair shot to the back.
MARCUM:Jimmy Faboo's pullin' out all the stops to win!
Lagarto retaliates for Fantastic's chair shot with a Cyclone right to the TNR leader's face; Two-Ton Tommy in turn power-bombs him through a table, prompting an enraged Senor Perdicion to chase him and Tommy Savitz back to the locker room area.
MONROE:It comes down to Chris Oakley and James Fantastic!
MARCUM:Ain't it the truth!
Oakley and Fantastic go after each with everything up to, including, and beyond the kitchen sink; as Oakley delivers a thunderous Red Alert on Fantastic, it looks like he's got the match won for sure. As the ref's count hits two and a half, though, Fantastic kicks out and nails Oakley with a DDT.
MARCUM:Whoa! I didn't think Jimmy Faboo had it in him!
MONROE: Me either!
The TNR leader mounts the top rope to huge pops from the Cheesedome crowd and hits the One and Only to get the three-count and the victory.
MONROE:The Tuesday Night Rockers win!What a way to close out this match!
MARCUM:Jimmy Faboo might have won the battle,Monroe,but the war ain't over yet!
