Jonathan Coachman
Coach has had one of the best character overhalls in years.
When he was a face doing commentary on Heat & backstage interviews etc,nobody gve two shits about the guy,in fact,most people despised him,but now its a case of love to hate him.
Fact is,Coach is everything that Lawler should have been,in fact he is the best heel announcer since Heyman.
As I said before,make the announcer team Coach & Styles,and I believe you will have a winning combination.
I really do not wanna see Coach in the ring as thats what wrestlers are for,but at least in his favour is youth,and not being fat!
Kerwin White
Please,please,please WWE,get rid of this fucking stupid gimmick.
Chavo deserves so much better than this,and I know he is against it.
To some it may be funny,but quite frankly its funny for the wrong reasons.
Who the fuck thought a Mexican racist who thinks he is white,was a good idea?
Removing him from the cruiserweight division by shipping him to RAW was not a good idea either.
Kurt Angle
The only thing I need to say about Angle is "GIVE HIM THE FUCKING TITLE ALREADY!"
Lance Cade
Lance is a competent wrestler,his partner isnt.
I know this is another push for him,but fuck what a disaster.
I badly hate it when they give someone a belt straight away (Carlito,Gail Kim & MNM all spring to mind) as it takes something away from those who have worked hard for years to get where they are within WWE.
Now I know Cade isnt a new face,but the gimmick & his useless cunt of a partner is.
Get rid of Murdoch & push Cade on his own,or give him a half way decent partner.
Lillian Garcia
Not a lot I can say about her,other than "I wanna fuck her",but she is on the RAW roster,so I gots to include her.
Lita
What can I say about Lita?
Well she was a good wrestler before she injured herself every five minutes.
Like I said before,WWE needs to seperate her & Edge.
If she goes back to wrestling she should stay as a heel because she's a slut,and nothing generates more heat for a female wrestler,than being a slut.
If she isnt gonna wrestle anymore,then she is useless,and might as well be fired.
She does not have the mic skills or looks to be a manager or valet,despite the fact thats how she started with Essa Rios.
Maria
Maria is the token dumb blonde.
I kinda like what WWE is doing with her,and she is very easy on the eyes.
She should stay as an interviewer,and not get involved in matches.
Maybe she could become a valet at some point,but it would need to be a well thought out angle,maybe it could be with a wrestler who is equally as stupid but is good in the ring,which could make for some funny promos.
To be continued
