Kickstart my heart blares out in the arena


Nowhereman makes his way to the ring

NM:"I'm sure most of you know exactly why I am out here!"

Marcum:"To get someone tips on a decent haircut & wardrobe?"

Monroe:"I quite like his hair!"

Marcum:"..."

NM:"Now a lot of you guys saw what happened at Halloween Handjobs,but let me refresh your memories........run the video gaylords!"

Highlights from Nowheremans match at HH are played,ending with Doc Mid-Nite twatting him with a chair

NM:"As you see,despite the Cocktors best efforts to stop me,I overcame the odds & kept my promise. I defeated Turd & PGayP,plus Crapstain Howdy was too scared to even stay in the same ring as me!"

Crowd cheers

NM:"But that wasnt enough was it,Cockmuncher had to send his little butt monkey Doc Mediocre out to hit me from behind!"

A smirk crosses Nowheremans face

NM:"Now obviously both the Cocksmoker & Doc Mediocre have a lot of experience of coming at people from behind,so I guess I shouldnt be surprised about their actions!"

Crowd chants the Doctor is gay

NM:"I went to see the Cocktaker before the show started,and he claims he had nothing to do with Mediocre attacking me,but I aint convinced.
What I am convinced about though,is that Doc Mediocre has an arse kicking coming his way,so I managed to persaude the Cockstroker to give me a match with his lil "friend" tonight on Havoc!"

Huge cheer from the fans

NM:"Now of course being as jealous as he is,the Cocklicker said that I had to agree to appear at Anathema Wednesday in a match of his choice.
Without a doubt the match will be designed to be as difficult for me as possible,but you all know me,as if I was gonna say no!"

More cheers

NM:"So Doc Mediocre,tonight I'm gonna be the one handing out a prescription,and that prescription will be a whole lotta pain!"

Kickstart my heart kicks in as Nowhereman exits the ring

Snarf is shit. His death will be rejoiced!