"Rooster" blares over the Cheesedome PA speakers as Chris Oakley bolts down to the ring.He picks up the mic with the other hand and starts to address the crowd.
To make a short story even shorter, pest removal's been on my mind a lot lately. And there's four pests I'd like to remove from RDCW permanently-- the Tuesday Night Rockers!
Number one on my hit list is that steroid abuse poster boy Two-Ton Tommy!! At Halloween Handjobs, that bastard tried to end Hombre Lagarto's career and I'm not going to let him get away with it!!!
Pops from a number of fans in the Cheesedome crowd,mixed with scattered boos from a group of TNR supporters at ringside.
Next is Tommy Savitz. When I get hold of him... well, let's just say the Surgeon will need a surgeon himself.
MARCUM:Uh oh, Oakley's boiling mad now!
MONROE:Given what happened at Halloween Handjobs, that's not surprising...
Then I'll turn my attention to that little weasel Arnold Judas Rimmer-- Arnie, when I finally catch up to you I'm going to whip your hide just like my ancestors did to yours at Yorktown.
More mingled cheers and boos.
But I'm saving the biggest beating for James Fantastic! If he thinks I wanted to kick his ass before, just imagine how he'll feel after I get finished tearing his hired hands apart like wet paper!
Chris throws down the mic and stalks back to the locker room area as "Rooster" blares over the Cheesedome PA again.
MARCUM:Hasn't he got enough problems on his plate?
MONROE:He's got a score to settle with the Tuesday Night Rockers, and he aims to take out all of James Fantastic's teammates before the final showdown with Fantastic himself!
