*War Pigs
blares over the speakers as The Doctor makes his way to the ring.*The RDCW has always been the leader in fan appreciation and inclusion. Last year we took it a step further with Anathema Wednesday. This year we're bringing it back. Six matches are on the card. You, the loyal RDCW audience, will be responsible for determining stipulations and participants.
There will be a World Tag Title match with the current champions, the Allied Powers, defending their belts against Nowhereman and his partner to be chosen by you. Newly crowned Hardcore Porn Champion Charlie will put his title on the line against either Captain Sammitch or Chewy Walrus. The man not chosen for that match will team with the leader of the Sudden Death Connection, Penwing, to face Howlerama in a tag match. That match will either be a Tornado Tag, Table Elimination Tag, or, a little import from south of the border, Parejas Suicidas match. Some of you may not know what a Parejas Suicidas match is. It's a plain ole tag team match, but with one added stipulation. The losing team will have to face each other, friend vs. friend, at Havoc in December. Whoever loses that match will be put on a thirty day suspension
without pay.
Spandex Monkey Man, Killconey, and Tommy Savitz will enter the ring for the Crazy Bastard Bonanza. You get to decide whether it will be an Ultimate X, Ladder, or Mr. Sledgehammer on a Pole match. Darth will defend his IC title with the opponent to be determined by you.
And, probably the match that our bookers had the most fun creating, every RDCW Hottie will enter the Cheesedome with a shot at the Women's Boobie Belt. Now, the choices that they've come up for you are as follows.
1. College Coed Dildoe on a Pole Match (No shit. This is what they come up with when left on their own.)
2. Farmer Jack Food Fight! First to find the belt wins! Anything goes! - This actually would take place in the grocery store. (Whatever happened to a plain ole pool of cream corn?)
3. Cheerleader Mud Wrestling Bra & Panties Match (The merging of two classics.)
Most importantly, the RDCW will not allow the Heavyweight Championship match at Halloween Handjobs end the way it did. This match will be picked up at Anathema Wednesday. Whether they will meet in a Hangman's Horror, Thunderdome, will all depend upon your votes. There will be one and only one winner. I will not allow the audience to be robbed of that satisfaction.
So
go vote for Anathema Wednesday.
