(Doc. Mid-Nite sits in the darkness of the boiler room licking his wounds after a dubious loss to Nowhereman when he receives a surprise visit from Bukaki...)
Bukaki - "Dis is Bukaki! Avok's nummah #1 announcah, cummin to you live from da Cheezah-Dome Boilah room! I am a now goin to axe da Mid-a-Nite Doctah to grand me a nummah #1 intah-view!"
(Suddenly, before Bukaki can even speak, Doc. Mid-Nite jumps the camera crew, swinging a lead pipe uncontrollably, causing them all to scatter. The D.O.C. picks up the mic that was left on the floor amid the chaos...)
Doc. Mid-Nite - "NOWHERESTOOGE!!!" (...a bloodied D.O.C. bellows from the top of his lungs...)
Doc. Mid-Nite - "Do you really think this is over?!! Do you really think that The Late One is finished with your shaggy narrow ass?!! Not by a late night long shot!!!"
(The Mid-Nite Main Event pauses briefly to regain his composure..)
Doc. Mid-Nite - "Y'see Narrowassman, The D.O.C. never starts somethin' he can't finish, so if that means The Mid-Nite Express has to run you down and kick your worthless hide from one end of the Cheesedome to the other, then so be it!!!"
(Doc. Mid-Nite grips his lead pipe tighter...)
Doc. Mid-Nite - "The Doctor has you in a match where the fans get to vote who your partner is... Well you better pray they vote The D.O.C. as your tag team partner, cause that's the only thing that will protect you from another "Hardcore Housecall" (at least until the end of the match anyway...) Protect Yo' Neck!
(The camera fades to black...)
