RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW Tuesday Night Havoc 11.08.05

*The stomping beat of "We Will Rock You" vibrates throughout the Cheesedome. The fans jump to their feet and sing along as PenWing, decked out in his ring gear and holding his Sherwood, walks out onto the stage. He has a mic in his hand.*

PenWing: Cut the music.

Monroe: I don't think PenWing has ever cut his music before. He must be pissed!

PenWing: Louie, you've got a problem, and it's name isn't Balls Nasty. Your problem is called the Sudden Death Connection!

*Pops from the crowd. Louie looks annoyed in the ring.*

PenWing: Now, I understand you've been a little preoccupied lately, what with this Nasty Balls problem of yours - which they do make prescriptions for - but during your breakdown, you seem to have overlooked something. Your boys started a fight, and it's not finished yet.

*Huge pops from the crowd. Louie is fuming in the ring.*

PenWing: You see, Louie, when Howlerama was just targeting me, that meant they were my problem. But when they targeted Meeko, they became our problem, the Sudden Death Connection's problem. You want a four on four match at Conniver Series, don't go begging Balls Nasty to play your game. Balls Nasty is going to have to get in line, because you've got four willing opponents right here, right now!

*More pops from the crowd. Howler takes the mic from Charlie.*

Howler: Well, PenWing, all I see is you up there right now. And if you want a piece of us so bad, why wait?

*PenWing smiles.*

PenWing: Is that an invitation?

Howler: How about coming down here and finding out for yourself?

PenWing: I thought you'd never ask.

*PenWing drops the mic and runs down the ramp. He slides under the ropes and stands in the center of the ring, waiving the Sherwood as the Bastardo Family surround him.*

Marcum: This is the end for the knucklehead!

*The crowd suddenly cheers as Captain Sammitch, Chewy Walrus, Killconey, and Meeko bolt down the ramp.*

Monroe: Maybe not! Here comes the rest of the SDC!

*The Family is momentarily distracted and PenWing delivers a British Columbia Two-hander to Howler, breaking his stick and sending him to the mat. Highwayman starts laying into PenWing, and the two trade blows in the center of the ring. Louie and Grace duck out of the ring as the SDC enters.*

Marcum: This is madness! There are women in the ring!

*Sammitch quickly attacks Big Fat Elvis with a staff meeting, and knocks him out of the ring with a Sammitch Spin. Charlie immediately locks up with the Captain. Chewy goes straight for El Superbeasto, keeping him occupied in one corner of the ring. Killconey heads for Johnny Evil, who is distracted when Meeko hits the Meekocanrana on Arial, sending her hard to the floor outside the ring. This gives Killconey the advantage, and he clotheslines Johnny Evil over the ropes.*

Marcum: That fucked up!

Monroe: But it's perfectly right!

*Killconey races to Sammitch's side, teaming up for a double powerbomb on Charlie, and rolling him out of the ring. Together, they close in on El Superbeasto. Chewy motions for the Walrus Tusk (modified spear), and after he hits it Sammitch and Killconey deliver a double Sammitch Spin to the giant luchador. Chewy follows with the Walrus Wallop (hard clothesline) sending El Superbeasto out of the ring. With space finally available, PenWing hits the Drag 'n' Whip on Highwayman. He yells to Sammitch and slams his right first into his left palm. Sammitch nods and walks over to Highwayman.*

Monroe: What could PenWing be signaling to Sammitch?

*PenWing and Sammitch drag Highwayman to the corner, and Sammitch lifts him for a powerbomb as PenWing climbs the corner ropes on the inside of the ring. Facing the crowd, PenWing reaches back and takes Highwayman's head into the three-quarter facelock. PenWing flips back into the Winged Wheel (Shiranui) as Sammitch hits the Sammitch Slam (Powerbomb).*

Monroe: Buhgawb! That's devastating!

*PenWing picks up the mic that Howler left on the mat.*

PenWing: I hope you were paying attention, Louie! That was the Sudden Death Connection! And that was only the beginning! At Conniver Series, we're going to finish this the way you're asking for it, because, anytime, anywhere, exactly the way you want it! <the crowd joins in> SUDDEN DEATH RULES!

*PenWing throws down the mic as "We Will Rock You" blasts over speakers.*