Women's Match
Lor vs. Nuriko
"Turning Japanese" blasts over the speakers as Nuriko makes her way down the ramp to a mixed reaction from the crowd. Once in the ring, "Revolution" strikes up, and the fans cheer Lor as she walks down the ramp. Seeking sweet revenge against the Boobie Belt champion, Nuriko jumps up the corner ropes and hits Lor with a cross-body. She follows that up with a series of punches to Lor's face, bloodying her up.
Monroe: Nuriko's behavior in this match is sickening!
Marcum: If you were disrobed by someone, you would do the same thing!
Lothar yells for them to get in the ring. Nuriko stands up looks at Lothar, yelling at him to mind his own business. Lor takes advantage, getting to her feet and grabbing Nuriko's arm, Irish Whipping her into the ring apron. Nuriko jumps up before hitting the apron, and slides under the ropes and into the ring. Lor runs after her, sliding in behind her, but Nuriko sends her face first to the mat with a bulldog. Lothar signals the bell.
Monroe: Finally, we have a match!
Nuriko rolls Lor over and covers her, but Lor kicks out at one. Nuriko pulls Lor up, but Lor Irish Whips her into the ropes. Nuriko grabs ahold of the ropes, and Lor runs at her, sending her out of the ring with a clothesline. Lor slips out of the ring and helps Nuriko to her feet before sending her into the ring post. Lor slips into the ring to break the count, and slips back out to continue her vicious counterattack on Nuriko outside the ring.
Marcum: Just when you think we've got a match in the ring, Lor goes crazy!
Monroe: She's just giving Nuriko a taste of her own medicine!
After busting Nuriko open on the ring steps, Lor rolls her back in the ring and climbs the corner turnbuckle. She jumped off for High Comedy, but Nuriko rolls out of the way just in time. Nuriko slowly goes for the cover, but Lor kicks out at two. Nuriko argues with Lothar, allowing Lor time to recover. Lor grabs Nuriko from behind and rolls her into a small package, but Nuriko kicks out at two, sending Lor into the ropes. She then knocks Lor down with a devastating spear, and goes to climb the corner ropes.
Marcum: Nuriko got her second wind, and now she's going to end it with the Hiroshima Mama!
Before Nuriko can leap off the ropes, Lor gets back up. Nuriko improvises, hitting Lor with a missile dropkick. Nuriko goes for the cover, but Lor kicks out at two. Nuriko stands up and yells at Lothar, complaining that it was a slow count.
Marcum: If that count would have been any slower, the match would have gone in reverse!
Monroe: It was a fair count, and Nuriko is about to pay again for turning her back on Lor!
Lor spins Nuriko around, kicks her in the stomach, and dishes out Punch & Judy. Instead of going for the cover, Lor climbs the corner ropes and this time she does hit Nuriko with High Comedy. Lor goes for the cover, but releases Nuriko at two.
Monroe: What could Lor be thinking? The match is won! Is she out of her mind?!
Marcum: Lor's so nuts not even she knows what's going on in her head!
Lor brushes herself off and kneels down over Nuriko. She slaps her face lightly a few times, causing her to stir. Satisfied that she's conscious, Lor quickly locks in La Pagliaccia before Nuriko has a chance realize what's happening. Nuriko screams out in pain as Lor tightens the hold, and is eventually forced to tap out. Surprisingly, Lor releases her hold as the bell rings. Lothar hands her back her title, and raises her arm.
Marcum: That was surprising. Usually Lor has to be torn away after she locks in a hold.
Lor climbs the corner ropes and holds up her title to the cheering crowd as Lothar helps Nuriko to her feet. Suddenly, Lor hops down to the mat, and throws the title down at Nuriko's feet.
Lor: You want that? Go on, honey, take it!
Monroe: Now what is she doing?
Marcum: It looks like she's handing the title over to Nuriko! Go on Nuriko, take the belt!
Nuriko looks down at the title, not sure what to do. Lor quickly glides over to her and kicks her in the stomach. Nuriko bends over, and Lor delivers the Last Laugh, right onto the Boobie Belt. Lor kneels down and yells in Nuriko's ear.
Lor: Honey, next time you want to think about something, remember, I always get the Last Laugh.
Lor takes the title and slips out of the ring, skipping up the ramp as "Revolution" blasts over the speakers.
