Grudge Match
Chris Oakley vs. "Big T" 2 Ton Tommy
"Sunshine Of Your Love" blasts over the Cheesedome PA system as Two-Ton Tommy and Terri Savitz make their way to the ring. No sooner do they start playing to the crowd than "Rooster" starts up and Chris Oakley strides down the aisle with Ian Bond. Tommy charges at Chris like a runaway train and the two men go at each other like rabid pit bulls outside the ring.
The two men start brawling as the ref calls for the bell, officially starting the match. Then the ref starts counting both men. Terri tries to get Two-Ton Tommy’s attention as Ian Bond screams to Chris to get into the ring. Neither man seems to be paying attention until the ref counts “eight”. Tommy, who has the advantage at this point, gorilla presses Chris and tosses him into the ring and then enters it himself. Once inside, Tommy presses the advantage.
Chris starts to mount a comeback, driving fists and shoulders into Two-Ton Tommy’s knees…
Quote:
MONROE: He’s trying to knock Tommy off his vertical base!
Chris succeeds and, with Tommy down and slow to get back up, assaults him with fists to the head and shoulders. Chris then starts kicking Tommy in the ribs before going back to work on the legs. Somehow, Tommy is able to fend off Chris and shoves him away long enough to get back on his feet. As Chris moves in for another attack Tommy hits him with the Laying the Slam-down and it looks like he's going to come away with the victory. Just as the referee's count reaches two and a half, however, Tommy notices Ian Bond in a shouting match with Terri Savitz. Getting up to possibly intercept Bond, he doesn't notice Chris slowly getting back on his feet....
Quote:
MARCUM: Holy S***! Turn around, Tommy, you dumb ox!
MONROE: The spiritual leader of the Bond Brigade has been given a second chance to pull victory from the jaws of defeat--roundhouse right to Tommy's jaw!
Chris delivers a quick Lock and Load on Tommy, and then signals the crowd that he's ready to apply his most famous finishing maneuver.
Quote:
MARCUM:I think we know what's comin' next, Monroe!
MONROE: That we do....it's Red Alert time!
Chris delivers a picture-perfect Red Alert on Tommy for the 1-2-3. Ian Bond enters the ring to celebrate Chris’ victory and the rest of the Bond Brigade gathers around Chris to carry him back to the locker room, but not before he looks at Terri Savitz and warns her, "Your husband's next!"
Fade to commercial.
