Heavyweight Match
Nowhereman vs. Doc. Mid-Nite
Heavyweight Division
Nowhereman vs. Doc.Mid-Nite
"Kickstart My Heart" kicks in over the speakers as the fans cheer Nowhereman to the ring. Before he gets to the ring steps, the lights go out all over the Cheesedome. Pyrotechnics go off, and the lights come back on, revealing Doc.Mid-Nite waiting in the ring.
Monroe: Buhgawb! Nowhereman has just been upstaged by the Mid-Nite Doctor!
Marcum: Oh, he's going to pay for that!
Nowhereman looks visibly pissed off as he walks up the steps. He slides into the ring and hits The Hardline (a running clothesline) out of nowhere, sending Mid-Nite to the mat. Mid-Nite quickly gets back to his feet, but Nowhereman sends him down again with The Kik Tracee (a variation on a running insaguri).
Monroe: Nowhereman is striking fast and hard!
Marcum: But Mid-Nite is quickly standing up again!
Nowhereman turns around to see Mid-Nite already on his feet. He mouths "fuck" as Mid-Nite runs to the ropes and springboards off of them, knocking Nowhereman down with a drop kick. Nowhermean gets back to his feet, but Mid-Nite is already standing over him. The two begin trading blows, and Mid-Nite gets the upper hand, Irish Whipping Nowhereman into the corner. He follows that up with a Stinger Splash, and Nowhereman falls forward. Mid-Nite goes for the cover.
Monroe: This can't be over already!
Marcum: It's not! Nowhereman has his foot on the ropes!
Lothar sees Nowhereman's foot on the ropes and signals no pin. Mid-Nite pulls Nowhereman away from the ropes and covers him again, but Nowhereman throws him off at two and quickly gets back to his feet. Mid-Nite dusts himself off as he stands up, seemingly mocking the RDCW's rock star.
Monroe: It looks like Mid-Nite is mocking Nowhereman!
Marcum: The egomaniac has it coming the way he walks around like he owns the place!
The two size each other up, seemingly for the first time, as they circle the ring. Finally, they charge each other and lock up.
Monroe: This match seems to be taking a turn for the technical!
Marcum: <YAWN>
Mid-Nite twists Nowhereman into a series of various roll-ups, but he can't hold him long enough for a pin. Nowhereman manages to twist Mid-Nite so they are standing back to back, he hits him with The Thunder (a strike to the back of an opponents head/neck while standing back to back). Mid-Nite goes down, and Nowhereman quickly locks in The Iron Maiden (crossface). Mid-Nite struggles to break the hold, and tries to pull nowhereman to the ropes. Nowhereman, pulls Mid-Nite into a roll, and they stop in the center of the ring, with the Iron Maiden still locked in.
Monroe: Mid-Nite is weakening! He may not even get the chance to tap before he passes out!
Marcum: It'll take more than the Iron Maiden to knock out the Mid-Nite Marauder!
Lothar raises Mid-Nite's hand, but before he can release it, Mid-Nite twists his grip and grabs a hold of Lothar's arm, pulling him down on top of him. Nowhereman breaks his hold to get out of the way, and rolls out of the ring, visibly pissed. He goes to grab a chair, but when he turns around, Mid-Nite leaps backwards, off the ropes, and takes Nowhereman down with a modified "High Crescent" Moonsault. Mid-Nite stands up, taking the chair in his hands, but Nowhereman gets a boot up and kicks it into his face.
Monroe: Buhgawb! Mid-Nite is busted open outside the ring!
Marcum: And as usual, our senior official is sleeping on the job!
Monroe: Well, he's missing one hell of a fight!
Nowhereman helps Mid-Nite to his feet, and moves to Irish Whip him into the ring post. However, Mid-Nite takes control and dishes out The "Attitude Adjustment" Spinebuster, sending Nowhereman's back onto the steel chair.
Marcum: You think Doc.Mid-Nite is a chiropractor?
Monroe: I don't think Nowhereman cares right now.
Marcum: I'm not talking about Nowhereman. I've been having this pain in my lower back and-
Monroe: Buhgawb! Mid-Nite just hit The "Long Kiss Good night" (flying elbow) from the far ring post!
Marcum: This is insanity!
Mid-Nite gets up and lifts Nowhereman up, rolling him into the ring. He then grabs the steel chair and climbs the corner ropes. Lothar finally gets up and pulls the chair away from Mid-Nite, who falls onto the ropes as Lothar backs away. However, Lothar bumps into Nowhereman, who is in the process of getting back to his feet. Lothar falls backwards over him, and knocks himself out with the chair. Nowhereman manages to get to the corner just as Mid-Nite repositions himself. He grabs Mid-Nite's throat and lifts him off the ropes. Nowhereman turns around and executes The Slammin Gladys (chokeslam). He goes for the cover, but Lothar is still out cold.
Monroe: This match should be over!
Marcum: It looks like it is for Lothar!
Nowhereman wakes Lothar, but it takes him too long, and by the time he gets a count, Mid-Nite is able to kick out after two. Nowhereman is furious. He pulls Mid-Nite to his feet and tries to set up The Black n Blue (last ride), but Mid-Nite flips Nowhereman over him.
Monroe: Where did he get that energy from?
Marcum: Maybe he wrote himself a prescription?
Nowhereman gets back up, but Mid-Nite whips him into the corner and hits another Stinger Splash. Leaving Nowhereman half sitting half standing in the corner, Mid-Nite picks up the chair and climbs the opposite corner. Lothar finally gets back up, but he's too late to stop the Mid-Nite Doctor from executing The "Final Dose" (Van Terminator). Lothar signals for the bell, disqualifying Doc.Mid-Nite. Lothar checks on Nowhereman, whose face is covered in his own blood.
Monroe: Buhgawb! That was sickening!
Marcum: It was just what the Mid-Nite Doctor ordered!
The lights go out, and when they return, Mid-Nite is nowhere to be seen.
