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...On Monday. For now here's the cover for February's Infinite Crisis #5, Perez style. 
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Mmmm, knew it would come down to both or them sooner of later. I just have 2 questions. Why is GA Supes wearing a harshly worn or very dirty Supes outfit, and why does everyone call him 'GA' Supes, are they just missing out the capital 'Y'?
"Now TV's all about format these days isn't it, and I've got a new type for you right here.
Its me and Paris Hilton driving around in a car.... Now I know what you're thinking, but she's in the boot!"
"So you see, 'Ring around the Rosey' refers to the horrible symptoms of a terrifying disease, a disease which.....a disease which....ZIM! Theres a Pigeon on you're head. You have 'Head Pigeons'. get to the Nurse before they spread to the other children."
"Get off my lawn Cookie Beast!"
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*BATMAN: YEAR ONE HUNDRED #1*
Written by Paul Pope
Art and cover by Pope
Acclaimed writer/illustrator Paul Pope (SOLO, 100%) delivers a startling
four-issue miniseries set in Gotham City in the year 2039! Detective
Gordon, grandson of Commissioner Jim Gordon, is baffled when a Federal
agent is found murdered on his beat.
The investigation gets darker when the prime suspect is a man without an
identity, a man who shouldn?t exist?the Batman! Here begins a mystery of
epic proportions, a century in the making!
Please see the Dynamic Forces section of PREVIEWS for a signed edition.
On sale February 15, 1 of 4, 48 pg, FC, $5.99 US Edited by Bob Schreck
* BATMAN #650*
Written by Judd Winick
Art by Doug Mahnke & Tom Nguyen
Cover by Jock
The mystery behind Jason Todd reaches a crescendo when the Dark Knight's
former sidekick holds hostage the villain responsible for his own
murder! It's a three-way showdown between Batman, the Red Hood, and the
Joker!
Please see the Dynamic Forces section of Previews for a signed edition.
On sale February 22, 32 pg, FC, $2.50 US
* DETECTIVE COMICS #816*
Written by Shane McCarthy
Art and cover by Cliff Chiang
Part 2 of the 2-part "Victims!" Batman sets a trap for the sadistic Mr.
Zsasz, and Alfred Pennyworth is the bait! Can the Dark Knight stop the
killer from adding another notch to his scarred flesh?
On sale Feb 1, 32 pg, FC, $2.50 US
* BATMAN: WAR CRIMES TP*
Written by Andersen Gabrych, Bill Willingham, Devin Grayson, Bruce Jones
and Will Pfeifer
Art by Pete Woods, Giuseppe Camuncoli, and others
Cover by James Jean
A pivotal collection featuring BATMAN #643-644, DETECTIVE COMICS
#809-810, and material from BATMAN ALLIES SECRET FILES 2005 and BATMAN
VILLAINS SECRET FILES 2005!
On sale Feb 15, 128 pg, FC, $12.99 US
* BATMAN: LEGENDS OF THE DARK KNIGHT #200*
Written by Eddie Campbell & Daren White
Art and cover by Bart Sears
A stunning new stand-alone story written by Eddie Campbell (BATMAN:
ORDER OF THE BEASTS, From Hell, Bacchus) & Daren White (BATMAN: ORDER OF
THE BEASTS, Bacchus) with amazing art by Bart Sears (WARLORD)! The
Emergency Room of Gotham General Hospital is overwhelming for a rookie
doctor on the best of days, but the hospital scene becomes pure
pandemonium when the Joker is admitted by Batman!
But the Joker knows a secret that threatens all of Gotham City and
Batman must keep him alive at all costs to determine just what it is!
On sale February 8, 56 pg, FC, $4.99 US
* BATMAN: JOURNEY INTO KNIGHT #7*
Written by Andrew Helfer
Art by Tan Eng Huat
Cover by Pat Lee
Batman finds himself at a crossroads early in his career! With the
threat of the Carrier behind him, romance has entered the Dark Knight's
civilian life. Is this Bruce Wayne's chance for a normal, happy life? It
looks like it until a new threat blasts Batman back to his tortured
reality.
On sale Feb 22, 7 of 12, 32 pg, FC, $2.50 US
* BATMAN: GOTHAM KNIGHTS #74*
Written by A.J. Lieberman
Art by Diego Olmos & Bit
Cover by Claudio Castellini
Batman must deal with Hush, the Joker, and their private war! But these
two villains are forcing Batman to reexamine the rules he's lived by his
entire life, and the only way to stop the mayhem may be to break one of
those sacred tenets. Final issue.
On sale Feb 15, 32 pg, FC, $2.50 US
* BATMAN AND THE MONSTER MEN #4*
Written by Matt Wagner
Art and cover by Wagner
In the sinister grip of genetic mutants, the Batman learns first-hand
that common criminals are not the worst evil to threaten Gotham. It's an
all-out slugfest as Batman pushes his training to the limit and goes
toe-to-hideous-toe with the Monster Men!
On sale Feb 1, 4 of 6, 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US
* BATGIRL #73*
Written by Andersen Gabrych
Art by Pop Mhan & Jesse Delperdang
Cover by Tim Sale
Life and death maintain a tenuous balance at the edge of the Lazarus
Pit. A major character has died. Now a battle must be fought between two
old foes and only one will survive. We're not giving away
any secrets, except to say that this is the end of Batgirl!
On sale Feb 15, 32 pg, FC, $2.50 US
* CATWOMAN #52*
Written by WIll Pfeifer
Art by Pete Woods
Cover by Adam Hughes
The Black Mask obliterated everything Catwoman had built in the East
End, destroyed her sister's mind, and nearly killed Holly. Now the
moment you?ve been waiting for is here, as they finally face off! And a
decision will be made that Selina can never reverse!
On sale Feb 22, 32 pg, FC, $2.50 US
* GOTHAM CENTRAL #40*
Written by Greg Rucka
Art by Kano & Stefano Gaudiano
Cover by Sean Phillips
Gotham's police squad has been forever altered, and before all is said
and done, another officer will be gone. The detectives of the MCU look
to close perhaps their most important case, while Montoya's downward
spiral reaches
a dangerous conclusion that could shatter her life. Final issue.
On sale Feb 1, 32 pg, FC, $2.50 US
* NIGHTWING #117*
Written by Devin Grayson
Art and cover by Phil Hester & Ande Parks
Deathstroke's endgame is in play, and not everyone will make it out in
one piece! On the run from the deadly Society, Nightwing is
in for the fight of his life. Guest-starring Oracle and a whole mess of
villains as we wrap up one of the biggest Dick Grayson stories ever!
On sale Feb 8, 32 pg, FC, $2.50 US
* ROBIN #147*
Written by Bill Willingham & Bill Williams
Art and cover by Scott McDaniel & Andy Owens
A special issue guest-starring the Teen Titans! Robin and
and his friends race against the clock on a mission for a friend. But
deep in the bowels of Cadmus Labs, terror lurks in the form of a
Brainiac experiment gone horribly wrong!
On sale February 1, 32 pg, FC, $2.50 US
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Quote:
Flameswordsman said:
Why is GA Supes wearing a harshly worn or very dirty Supes outfit
I thought that was just the way it was colored.
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* SUPERMAN #226*
Written by Joe Kelly
Art by Tim Sale, Ed Benes and Dan Jurgens
Cover by Ed McGuinness
Part 1 of 3 "This Is Your Life, Superman!?", a 3-part tale
running through all three Superman titles in February! Witness the
arrival of Kal-L, the Last Son of Krypton! Learn how he grew up to be
the greatest hero of Earth-2. This issue includes a special origin album
by Jeph Loeb & Tim Sale, the creative team behind SUPERMAN FOR ALL SEASONS!
On sale February 1, 32 pg, FC, $2.50 US
* ACTION COMICS #836*
Written by Joe Kelly
Art by Ed Benes and Dan Jurgens
Cover by Mark Schultz
Part 2 of the 3-part "This Is Your Life, Superman!?" Superman
is caught by the one person he can't defeat: Lois Lane! Witness the
undying love story of the greatest couple of Earth-2, and how their love
could bring about the end of the universe.
On sale Feb 8, 32 pg, FC, $2.50 US
* ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN #649*
Written by Joe Kelly
Art by Karl Kerschl, Ed Benes and Dan Jurgens
Cover by Ivan Reis & Marc Campos
The conclusion to the 3-part "This Is Your Life, Superman!?",
Relive the climactic adventure of Earth-2's Man of Steel as his world
falls apart during the events of the original CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS.
On sale Feb 15, 32 pg, FC, $2.50 US
* SUPERGIRL #6*
Written by Jeph Loeb
Art by Ian Churchill & Norm Rapmund
Covers by Churchill & Rapmund and Michael Turner
There can only be one true Supergirl, and there's only one person who
can help Kara win that title: Superman!
They've thrown down before, but now Superman has to stop Supergirl even if it means the most unexpected death of all! Don't miss this
special issue guest-starring Batman and Wonder Woman! Retailers please
note: This issue will feature two covers by Churchill & Rapmund and
Michael Turner. Please see order form for details.
On sale February 8, 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US
* SUPERMAN: THE DAILY PLANET TP*
Written and illustrated by various
Cover by Kevin Nowlan
This 192-page Superman collection revolves around the Daily Planet
newspaper and its staff. Featuring classic stories with reporters Clark
Kent and Lois Lane, photographer Jimmy Olsen, Editor-in-chief Perry
White, and many more showing how far they will go to get a great story!
This volume reprints select stories from ACTION COMICS #211, 429, 436,
and 461, SUPERMAN (first series) #280, SUPERMAN'S GIRLFRIEND, LOIS LANE
#17, 24, 45, and 56, SUPERMAN'S PAL, JIMMY OLSEN #42, 63, 75, and 124.
Advance-solicited; on sale March 1, 192 pg, FC, $19.99 US
* SUPERMAN: MAN OF TOMORROW ARCHIVES VOL. 2 HC*
Written by Otto Binder, Bill Finger, Robert Bernstein and others
Art by Wayne Boring, Curt Swan, Al Plastino and others
Cover by Swan & Stan Kaye
The exploration of the Silver Age of Superman continues with this
volume collecting stories from ACTION COMICS #248-254 AND SUPERMAN #
127-131 (1959)! Featuring the introductions of Lori Lemaris, Metallo and
Bizarro, the return of Mr. Mxyzptlk, and more.
On sale Feb 1, 240 pg, FC, $49.99 US
* SUPERMAN: THE JOURNEY TP*
Written by Mark Verheiden and Gail Simone
Art and cover by Ed Benes, John Byrne and Nelson
The events that have turned the DCU upside down are reflected in this
collection of stories from SUPERMAN #117, 121-125 with pages from ACTION
COMICS #83. After his first contact with an OMAC, Superman must contend
with the arrivals of Bizarro and Zoom i before dealing once and for all
with a souped-up Blackrock!
On sale Feb 22, 144 pg, FC, $14.99 US
* INFINITE CRISIS #5*
Written by Geoff Johns
Art by Phil Jimenez & Andy Lanning
Covers by Jim Lee & Sandra Hope and George Pérez
The DCU shakes apart as Superman of Earth 2 finally confronts our
Superman. Meanwhile, heroes are disappearing throughout the DC Universe,
a transformed villain returns, and the mystics of every world and
dimension seek help from the very Spirit that is destroying them.
Retailers please note: This issue will ship with covers by Lee & Hope
(approximately 50%) and Pérez (approximately 50%).
On sale February 15, 5 of 7, 40 pg, FC, $3.99 US
* RANN/THANAGAR WAR: INFINITE CRISIS SPECIAL*
Written by Dave Gibbons
Art by Ivan Reis & Marc Campos
Cover by Gibbons & Michael Bair
Infinite Crisis is here and the Cosmic Storm rages out of control,
threatening the fate of the entire universe! While the Rannian and
Thanagarian flagships each suspect that the other is responsible for the
disturbances, Donna Troy must lead her team of space champions into the
cosmos in an attempt to prevent total destruction. But as the war rages on,
a startling discovery will be uncovered, one hero will be forever
changed, and another will
make the ultimate sacrifice.
On sale February 1, 48 pg, FC, $4.99 US
*INFINITE CRISIS SECRET FILES 2006*
Written by Marv Wolfman
Art by Dan Jurgens with Jerry Ordway & Marc Campos
Cover by Ivan Reis & Campos
Don?t miss this important side chapter of the INFINITE CRISIS saga!
Superman of Earth-2, his wife, Lois Lane of Earth-2, Alex Luthor of
Earth-3 and Superboy from Earth Prime: the last survivors of CRISIS ON
INFINITE EARTHS. What happened to them after CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS
is finally revealed here for the first time by one of the masterminds
behind that landmark event: writer Marv Wolfman (NEW TEEN TITANS)!
Learn what these heroes have been doing, how they have changed, and how
their reappearance will force the DCU?s heroes to reexamine themselves.
This is the one Secret Files you dare not miss!
On sale February 22, 64 pg, FC, $5.99 US
*COUNTDOWN TO INFINITE CRISIS *
Written by Geoff Johns, Greg Rucka and Judd Winick
Art by Rags Morales, Ed Benes, Phil Jimenez, Ivan Reis and others
Cover by Jim Lee & Alex Ross
Reoffered to coincide with INFINITE CRISiS SECRET FILES 2006, this is
the book that helped set the events of INFINITE CRISIS in motion!
On sale Feb 22, 80 pg, FC, $1.99 US RELIST
*PRELUDE TO INFINITE CRISIS*
Written and illustrated by various Composite cover
Reoffered to coincide with INFINITE CRISIS SECRET FILES 2006, this
volume collects the crossover story from THE FLASH #219 and WONDER WOMAN
#214, plus the lead story from SUPERMAN SECRET FILES 2004. Along with
these are select pages from nearly two dozen other DCU comics, with new
text adding context to each story sequence.
On sale Feb 15, 96 pg, FC, $5.99 US RELIST
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* ALL STAR ARCHIVES VOL. 0 HC*
Written by Gardner Fox, Jerry Siegel, Bill Finger,
Jon L. Blummer, Ken Fitch, John B. Wentworth, and various
Art by Sheldon Moldoff, Martin Nodell, Bernard Bailey, Creig Flessel,
Chad Grothkopf, Jon L. Blummer,
Everett Hibbard, William Smith and Stan Aschmeier
Cover by Howard Purcell
From the Golden Age of comics a special volume collecting the early individual adventures of the members of the Justice Society of America
from ALL STAR COMICS #1 and #2 at a special price!
While ALL STAR COMICS #3 was unquestionably one of comics greatest
milestones, issues #1 and #2 were also impressive in their own right.
Virtually every founding member of the (yet-to-debut) original JSA
lineup minus Superman and Batman was represented in these individual
adventures, and most of the stories are written and drawn by their
original creators. ALL STAR ARCHIVES Vol. 0 is the perfect preface to
the 11-volume complete reprinting of every JSA adventure from the Golden
Age.
Now the entire body of these All Star exploits is in print and
available to all those who were there when they were published the first
time around or wish they had been!
Advance-solicited; on sale March 15, 144 pg, FC, $39.99 US
* AQUAMAN #39*
Written by John Arcudi
Art by Leonard Kirk & Andy Clarke
Cover by Brian Bolland
Aquaman has lost his kingdom for a second time, and chaos closes in on
the unsure hero in the form of Black Manta. It's a fight that may make
or break Aquaman, just as an important part of his past reemerges.
On sale Feb 1, 32 pg, FC, $2.50 US
* BLOOD OF THE DEMON #12*
Written by John Byrne & Will Pfeifer
Art by Byrne & Dan Green
Cover by Byrne
When Lucifer fell, he took one-third of all the heavenly host with him
to dwell in Hell! Now, they all want Etrigan!
On sale Feb 1, 32 pg, FC, $2.50 US
* BIRDS OF PREY #91*
Written by Jim Alexander
Art by Brad Walker & Jimmy Palmiotti
Cover by Jesus Saiz
Guest writer Jim Alexander (BATMAN: 80-PAGE GIANT)
teams up with guest artists Walker and Palmiotti (MANHUNTER, CATWOMAN)
for a stand-alone tale of a sought-after organ donor whose plight is
personal to two of the Birds!
On sale Feb 15, 32 pg, FC, $2.50 US
*BIRDS OF PREY: BETWEEN DARK AND DAWN TP
*Written by Gail Simone
Art by Ed Benes, Ron Adrian, Jim Fern, Eric Battle, Eduardo Barreto and
others
Cover by Matt Haley
A new volume collecting BIRDS OF PREY #69-75! Huntress goes undercover
to infiltrate a religious cult with a dangerous secret, while Black
Canary and Oracle uncover the true nature of Sovereign Brusaw's
organization. Advance-solicited; on sale March 29, 176 pg, FC, $16.99 US
* DOOM PATROL ARCHIVES VOL. 3 HC*
Written by Arnold Drake
Art by Bruno Premiani and Bob Brown
Cover by Brian Bolland
An amazing hardcover collecting DOOM PATROL #98-105 and CHALLENGERS OF
THE UNKNOWN #48 (1966)! Witness a new unofficial member, a wedding,
and the Challengers of the Unknown! Featuring an introduction by comics
historian Bill Schelly and a new cover by Brian Bolland!
On sale Feb 15, 240 pg, FC, $49.99 US
* FIRESTORM #22*
Written by Stuart Moore
Art by Eddy Barrows & Rob Stull
Cover by Jamal Igle & Stull
"Building a Better Firestorm" concludes as Jason Rusch and a new partner
must reconstruct the Nuclear Man from the atoms up! But with the
INFINITE CRISIS raging, can Firestorm rejoin Donna Troy's team in time?
Guest-starring the DCU's newest hero: Jason's dad!
On sale Feb 8, 32 pg, FC, $2.50 US
* GREEN LANTERN #9*
Written by Geoff Johns
Art by Ethan Van Sciver & Prentis Rollins
Covers by Simone Bianchi & Ethan Van Sciver
The rematch you've been waiting for since the end of GREEN LANTERN:
REBIRTH! Strange deaths in Gotham City point to an all-new Tattooed Man.
But can Green Lantern and Batman work together long enough to stop this
artistic string of murders? Plus, Batman gets a power ring? Retailers
please note: This issue will feature two covers Simone Bianchi & Ethan
Van Sciver. Please see order form for details.
On sale February 22, 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US
* GREEN ARROW #59*
Written by Judd Winick
Art by Paul Lee & Dan Davis
Cover by James Jean
Arrow for arrow,bow versus bow, Green Arrow faces off against Merlyn;
and in the balance lies the fate of Star City's millions of citizens!
How many can the Emerald Archer save when at every turn another deadly
explosion rocks his beloved hometown?
On sale Feb 8, 32 pg, FC, $2.50 US
* GREEN ARROW: MOVING TARGETS TP*
Written by Judd Winick
Art by Phil Hester, Tom Fowler, Eric Battle, Tommy Castillo and others
Cover by James Jean
Collecting GREEN ARROW #40-50, guest-starring the Teen Titans and
Outsiders! Star City's underworld has been taken over by Brick, who,
along with the Riddler, wants Green Arrow dead! And Mia Dearden, Green
Arrow's new ward, also faces new highs and lows!
On sale February 1, 256 pg, FC, $17.99 US
* HARD TIME SEASON TWO #3*
Written by Steve Gerber & Mary Skrenes
Art by Brian Hurtt & Steve Bird
Cover by Hurtt
The delusional serial killer Cutter settles in among State
Penitentiary's inmates, charming some and terrifying others and he's
got a supernaturally strong effect on Ethan Harrow!
On sale Feb 1, 32 pg, FC, $2.50 US
* HAWKMAN #49*
Written by Jimmy Palmiotti & Justin Gray
Art by Chris Batista & Cam Smith Cover by Adam Kubert
Concluding the 3-part "Coalition in Crisis!" The repercussions of the
Rann/Thanagar War climax as Hawkman and Hawkgirl face their feelings for
each other with total annihilation looming ahead. There's no turning
back now, and the imminent Crisis may determine their ultimate fate.
On sale Feb 8, 32 pg, FC, $2.50 US
*SHOWCASE PRESENTS: HOUSE OF MYSTERY VOL. 1 TP*
Written by Len Wein, Robert Kanigher, Gerry Conway and others
Art by Bernie Wrightson, Neal Adams, Gil Kane, Alex Toth and others
Cover by Joe Orlando
Do you dare to enter the House of Mystery? Everyone who does will find a
full 22 issues of this classic DC series! Beginning with editor Joe
Orlando's first issue (#174), this 552-page black-and-white trade
paperback features a wealth of art from macabre masters!
On sale Feb 8, 552 pg, B&W, $16.99 US
* JSA: BLACK VENGEANCE TP*
Written by Geoff Johns
Art by Don Kramer, Keith Champagne and various
Cover by Alex Ross
Don?t miss a new collection featuring JSA #68-75 plus pages from 66-67!
The Spectre, without a human host, is running rampant, meting out a
brutal form of justice encouraged by the new Eclipso! Plus, Atom Smasher
seeks forgiveness, Degaton's plan to destroy the JSA is thwarted, and more!
Advance-solicited; on sale March 1, 200 pg, FC
* JLA #125*
Written by Bob Harras
Art by Tom Derenick & Dan Green
Cover by Daniel Acuña
The astounding conclusion of the 6-part "World Without a Justice
League!" The final confrontation between the man who tried to bring the
JLA back together and the man who's splintered the JLA perhaps
forever reaches its frenzied finale!
Green Arrow takes years of pent-up resentment (fueled by one of the
escaped Seven Deadly Sins, Envy, and the newly amplified Key) and takes
on the Batman for breaking up the League!
On sale February 8, 32 pg, FC, $2.50 US
* JLA CLASSIFIED #17*
Written by Gail Simone
Art by José Luis García-Lopéz & Klaus Janson
Cover by García-Lopéz
"The Hypothetical Woman" Part 2 of 6. The fodder for General Tuzik's Anti-League is harvested, while the mysterious disease that's gripped
the Flash sends him over the fevered edge! Can Wonder Woman match the
Speed Force gone mad?
On sale Feb 22, 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US
*JLA: THE GREATEST STORIES EVER TOLD TP*
Written and illustrated by various
Cover by Alex Ross
Collecting some of the stand-out tales from the long history of the
World's Greatest Super-Heroes, from the Silver Age through INFINITE
CRISIS! Included here are JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA #19, #77, #122,
#166-168, JUSTICE LEAGUE #1, JLA SECRET FILES #1, JLA #61, and the
3-page origin from JLA #200, pencilled by George Pérez!
On sale Feb 22, 192 pg, FC, $19.99 US
* JSA #82*
Written by Paul Levitz
Art and cover by George Pérez & Bob Wiacek
Legendary JSA writer Paul Levitz makes his stellar return to the DCU
with superstar artist George Pérez (CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS, WONDER
WOMAN) for an important chapter of INFINITE CRISIS in a story featuring
the members of original JSA: Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman! Please
see the Dynamic Forces section of Previews for a signed edition.
On sale February 1, 32 pg, FC, $2.50 US
* JSA CLASSIFIED #8 & 9*
Written by Peter Tomasi
Art by Don Kramer & Keith Champagne
Cover by Dale Eaglesham & Champagne
The spotlight shines on Wildcat and Flash! These two members of the JSA
star in a new story shipping twice in February by writer Peter Tomasi
(OUTSIDERS, THE LIGHT BRIGADE) with art by the JSA team of Don Kramer &
Keith Champagne! A mysterious figure has gained control of the Spear of
Destiny, one of the most dangerous artifacts on earth, and is using it
to pit the two heroes against each other!
Issue #8 on sale February 1; issue #9 on sale February 15, 32 pg, FC,
$2.50 US
* JUSTICE #4*
Written by Jim Krueger & Alex Ross
Art by Doug Braithwaite & Ross
Cover by Ross
The former supervillains announce their plans for the betterment of
humankind! But while they're behaving as saviors to the populace, they
strike out as adversaries their ultimate target, the Justice League!
On sale February 15, 4 of 12, 40 pg, FC, $3.50 US
* JONAH HEX #4*
Written by Justin Gray & Jimmy Palmiotti
Art by Luke Ross
Cover by Howard Chaykin
The world's wildest western series continues! Hex has faced a lot of
tough choices in his life, but nuthin' harder than when he's got to save
the life of an absolute idiot or die tryin'! Look for lots of blood
spillin' in this one, folks!
On sale Feb 1, 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US
* LEGION OF SUPER-HEROES #15*
Written by Stuart Moore & Mark Waid
Art by Patrick Olliffe and Barry Kitson
Cover by Kitson
It's the Legion of Super-Heroes you thought you'd never see, as the
greatest heroes of the 31st century become the greatest heroes of the
Multiverse! Plus, the return of the ever-popular "Letters to o the Legion!"
On sale Feb 22, 40 pg, FC, $2.99US
* MANHUNTER #19*
Written by Mark Andreyko
Art by Javier Pina & Fernando Blanco
Cover by Jesus Saiz
The Manhunter finally faces off against her deadliest foe her own
father! Can Manhunter deliver deserved justice, or is blood really
thicker than water?
On sale Feb 15, 32 pg, FC, $2.50 US
*OUTSIDERS #33*
Written by Jennifer Van Meter
Art by by Dietrich Smith & Art Thibert
Cover by Daniel Acuña
An INFINITE CRISIS tie-in by Jen Van Meter (JSA CLASSIFIED) with art by
Dietrich Smith & Art Thibert! Arsenal's strike force infiltrates a
Society operation that's been targeting heroes throughout the DCU and
this one's aimed directly at the Marvel Family!
On sale Feb 1, 32 pg, FC, $2.50 US
* SGT. ROCK: THE PROPHECY #2*
Written by Joe Kubert
Art and cover by Kubert
Sgt. Rock and the combat-happy Joes of Easy Company have seen it all, but they've never been served with a mission like this! Having picked up
the "package" that could swing the war for the Allied forces, Rock, Easy
and their Partisan guides begin the dangerous trek from Lithuania to
Estonia. Little do they know that what they're delivering could result
in their own downfall. Has Easy Co. finally met its match? Not if Rock
has anything to say about it!
On sale February 15, 2 of 6, 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US
* SOLO #9*
Written by Scott Hampton & John Hitchcock
Art and cover by Hampton
Join Scott Hampton (BATMAN: GOTHAM COUNTY LINE) as he tells five tales
of horror, humor and hijinx! You'll meet the 'real' caped-crusader in
"Batman:1947", blast off for other worlds in the EC Comics-inspired The
Monsters, take an unflinching look at the rock & roll world of today's
comic book industry in "Another Success Story," and feel the dread hand
of modern horror in "The Road To Samarra." And as an added bonus, Scott
presents a "How To" section on the creation of his phenomenal art! Be there!
On sale February 22, 48 pg, FC, $4.99 US
* SEVEN SOLDIERS: BULLETEER #3*
Written by Grant Morrison
Art and cover by Yanick Paquette & Serge LaPointe
Working as a bodyguard at a super-hero convention, Alix Harrower the
Bulleteer finds herself enmeshed in the bizarre relationship between
Li'l Hollywood, a faded super-impressionist, and her sidekick. As one
tragedy unfolds, a second threatens when Alix finds herself in the
sights of the mysterious, undead super-archer Spyder assassin for hire!
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Wow. One thing: With all the speculation forming around Batman and how he might kill someone or get sent to Arkham, all I can say is I hope AJ leiberman doesnt do it in the final issue of Gotham Knights. It would wrap up Hush very well [just kill the bastard], but Leiberman is a hack, he will ruin it.....
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Mmmm, knew it would come down to both or them sooner of later. I just have 2 questions. Why is GA Supes wearing a harshly worn or very dirty Supes outfit,
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are they just missing out the capital 'Y'?
no, the Green Arrow Y Superman would be the whiney bitch getting punched out. the more you know. . .
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You have confused me beyond words.... I will say no more for fear of falling into your deviously devised trap
"Now TV's all about format these days isn't it, and I've got a new type for you right here.
Its me and Paris Hilton driving around in a car.... Now I know what you're thinking, but she's in the boot!"
"So you see, 'Ring around the Rosey' refers to the horrible symptoms of a terrifying disease, a disease which.....a disease which....ZIM! Theres a Pigeon on you're head. You have 'Head Pigeons'. get to the Nurse before they spread to the other children."
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Mmmm, knew it would come down to both or them sooner of later. I just have 2 questions. Why is GA Supes wearing a harshly worn or very dirty Supes outfit,
poor coloring.
Not so. I have a theory that the Universe has melded into his costume, forming a sentient being. Its actually Maxwell Lord, posing as Universal debris, who reached out across realities to possess his cape with a mixture of mind powers and technologically advanced Coconut and Mirror technology 
"Now TV's all about format these days isn't it, and I've got a new type for you right here.
Its me and Paris Hilton driving around in a car.... Now I know what you're thinking, but she's in the boot!"
"So you see, 'Ring around the Rosey' refers to the horrible symptoms of a terrifying disease, a disease which.....a disease which....ZIM! Theres a Pigeon on you're head. You have 'Head Pigeons'. get to the Nurse before they spread to the other children."
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Not so. I have a theory that the Universe has melded into his costume, forming a sentient being. Its actually Maxwell Lord, posing as Universal debris
soooo, what you're saying is that Supes wears another dude as clothing? 
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Mmmm, knew it would come down to both or them sooner of later. I just have 2 questions. Why is GA Supes wearing a harshly worn or very dirty Supes outfit, and why does everyone call him 'GA' Supes, are they just missing out the capital 'Y'?
 agreed.....I'm not a fan of GA supes.
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well, everyone knows you prefer GAY Supes. 
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The last issue is in January. Same with Gotham Knights, Gotham Central and some other titles.
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again, for the uninitiated, GA=Green Arrow. he's the Green Arrow Superman.
Um....yeah....about that....  
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The last issue is in January. Same with Gotham Knights, Gotham Central and some other titles.
Gotham Central is ending? That's nothing short of a fucking crime. It's the best bat-title out there - and Batman isn't even in it 90% of the time. Honestly, it was like reading a script of Homicide with each issue, 'cept there was some crazy guy dressed up as a bat in the background whose presence the cops had to deal with. Great title in a sea of mediocrity. Shame.
And Wonder Woman is ending too? I wonder if the rumors of Diana dying and Donna taking over the WW mantle have any merit...
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I think most the titles will come back under different names.
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Hawkman becoming Hawkgirl, check.
"Wonder Woman" cancelled, check (being relaunched by Allan Heinberg and Terry Dodson as a One Year Later title - probably with Donna Troy in the lead)
"Gotham Knights" and "Gotham Central" cancelled, check (look for "Streets Of Gotham" and "Batman Confidential" soon.)
"Flash" cancelled… ooh, not check (but with LITG rumouring Bart Allen in the lead, written by Mark Waid… it all ties in nicely for a One Year Later relaunch.)
This has also been reported at other sites. One of the superman books is going to be cancelled as well and restarted as Superman Cinfinential.
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Confidential? WTF??? they found ways to make their titles even lamer.
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Hawkman becoming Hawkgirl, check.
"Wonder Woman" cancelled, check (being relaunched by Allan Heinberg and Terry Dodson as a One Year Later title - probably with Donna Troy in the lead)
"Gotham Knights" and "Gotham Central" cancelled, check (look for "Streets Of Gotham" and "Batman Confidential" soon.)
"Flash" cancelled… ooh, not check (but with LITG rumouring Bart Allen in the lead, written by Mark Waid… it all ties in nicely for a One Year Later relaunch.)
This has also been reported at other sites. One of the superman books is going to be cancelled as well and restarted as Superman Cinfinential.
Here's a thought: instead of "re-launching" new titles, they make sure that the titles don't suck in the first place? 
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Not so. I have a theory that the Universe has melded into his costume, forming a sentient being. Its actually Maxwell Lord, posing as Universal debris
soooo, what you're saying is that Supes wears another dude as clothing?
Thats whats driven him crazy, all the chaiffing, that, and maxwell lords constant comments about his cheeks of steel....
As far as the re-launches go, I second that the new names reek. I can understand re-launches of some key titles, but not loads, and not with names that really suck. Its bad enough picking up comics and being laughed at, it'd be even worse carrying home a title called 'Batman Confidentials'
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Hawkman becoming Hawkgirl, check.
"Wonder Woman" cancelled, check (being relaunched by Allan Heinberg and Terry Dodson as a One Year Later title - probably with Donna Troy in the lead)
"Gotham Knights" and "Gotham Central" cancelled, check (look for "Streets Of Gotham" and "Batman Confidential" soon.)
"Flash" cancelled… ooh, not check (but with LITG rumouring Bart Allen in the lead, written by Mark Waid… it all ties in nicely for a One Year Later relaunch.)
This has also been reported at other sites. One of the superman books is going to be cancelled as well and restarted as Superman Cinfinential.
Here's a thought: instead of "re-launching" new titles, they make sure that the titles don't suck in the first place?
but. . .but. . .that would require them to make an effort! 
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Again, I have to say IC is shit! In the current continuity the multiverse never existed (even though the current continuity wouldn't exist without the multiverse), GA Supes even said so in IC #2! When the universe was reborn, after the big fight with the Anti-Monitor before the big bang, the new DC Earth was an amalgamation of the five Earth's that survived the Crisis, with Earth-1 being the main focal point of the new reality. Now GA Supes wants to restart the universe, with Earth-2 as the new focal point? WTF? Does that make him a bad guy now? Does that mean everyone in the current continuity has to fight off the Pre-Crisis Super-trio in order to save their reality? This is fucked...
After seeing this cover I now see my worst fears coming to fruition...
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Hawkman becoming Hawkgirl, check.
"Wonder Woman" cancelled, check (being relaunched by Allan Heinberg and Terry Dodson as a One Year Later title - probably with Donna Troy in the lead)
"Gotham Knights" and "Gotham Central" cancelled, check (look for "Streets Of Gotham" and "Batman Confidential" soon.)
"Flash" cancelled… ooh, not check (but with LITG rumouring Bart Allen in the lead, written by Mark Waid… it all ties in nicely for a One Year Later relaunch.)
This has also been reported at other sites. One of the superman books is going to be cancelled as well and restarted as Superman Cinfinential.
Here's a thought: instead of "re-launching" new titles, they make sure that the titles don't suck in the first place?
but. . .but. . .that would require them to make an effort!
Yes, I know, and that may be a new concept for them, but it would take less effort and make hella more sense to be good in the first place, than to scream "do over" and piss off legions of crazed fan boys and girls with dozens of cross overs and relaunches.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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I... I think I love you.
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dammit, Chewy! go back to stalking CJ!
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I stalk all women equally. I think it's overcompensation from my years of *THUDDING* in chats...
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I think it's overcompensation from my years of *THUDDING* in chats...
I know what that means, but it still sounds dirty. It's the way he says it.
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Yeah... I thought about that after I posted it, but figured that it would add to the humor...
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Chewy, don't you think you should walk away from the funny, big-guy stereotype...it is so overplayed? 
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dammit, Chewy! go back to stalking CJ!
Wait, is this about Chewy taking your kool-aid again?
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... apparently, so does Grimm...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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