*Pig Iron hands the mic back to Darth, who nods to Spandex Monkey Man. SPAMM holds up Mister Sledgehammer, waiving it in the air as he slowly circles the casket. Every few steps, he hops up and cries out "Ook! Eek! Ack!" Finally, having fully circled the casket seven times, SPAMM stops and cries out a final "Ook! Eek! Ack!"*
Darth: Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust. And from the ash a power burns. The eternal power...of the dark siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddddddddde!
*Darth raises his arms, as do the other Dark Lords. Thunder crackles throughout the Cheesedome, and lighting strikes the four ring posts six times. A final, seventh bolt of lightning strikes the skull on the casket, and the lid explodes.*
