*The smoking remains of the casket lid are pushed away as Grimm rises up from the casket. He climbs out and takes the mic.
"Victory. Victory is the word of the day for the Dark Lords. For on the eve of all hallows, the Dark Lords unleashed the Wrath upon their foes. Captain Sammitch, beaten down by the Hog of War. MisterJLA crushed, his precious belt stolen by the Sith. While Dr. Paragon found himself dwelling in the very so-called filth he sought to eradicate. However, our victory is incomplete. For you see, my destiny is to be the RDCW World Heavyweight Cheese Champion. And at Halloween Handjobs my destiny was denied me by one man."
*Grimm pauses and holds down the mic as the crowd begins to chant Joe Mama's name. After a moment, Grimm lifts the mic up again.
"Mick Foliage!"
*The crowd boos heavily as Grimm continues.
"Yes, due to the incompetent officiating of Mick Foliage, a pretender still walks holding the championship that is mine by right. Victory is incomplete. The Dark Circle is incomplete."
Monroe: What the hell is he talking about?
MarcuM: I don't know! But I'm scared!
"The forces of entropy and decay have been unleashed. Natural disasters rip across the United States, leaving devastation and heartbreak in their wake. Paris, France, the fabled city of love is torn asunder by fire and hatred. And most jarringly of all, Ricky Martin has been in the studio recording a new album."
MarcuM: Now that is scary!
"Our victory is incomplete. Which brings us to Anathema Wednesday. Anathema. That's a good word, isn't it, David? For what we've done to each other. Anathema for most. But for those who walk on the dark side, the things that are declared anathema are just another common everyday occurrence. That razor is too sharp for most to walk it's edge. But not for us."
"The Doctor has seen fit to assign match stipulations for the herd here to vote on. It will not matter what stipulation is chosen. At Anathema Wednesday I will fulfill my destiny and ascend to the World Heavyweight Cheese Championship."
"Because tonight, the Dark Circle draws to it's completion. You see, seven is a powerful number. Tonight, the Dark Lords become seven. Seven who walk as one. Tonight, the Dark Lords welcome their newest member. . .
NOWHEREMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*A collective hush falls over the crowd as Grimm turns towards the entranceway expectantly.
