There is a long silence as Grimm looks towards the entrance,but nobody appears
Monroe:"Well it looks like the newest member of the Dark Lords is not gonna show"
Marcum:"He's probably to scared that the fans will see how bad Doc Mid-Nite beat him!"
Monroe:"C'mon,thats just...."
As Monroe begins to speak,pyro goes off & Kickstart my heart blasts out
Nowhereman stands in the entrance of the Shite-entron,he has a huge plaster across his forehead from Mid-Nites van-terminator
NM:"So,Nowhereman has joined the Dark Lords!"
Fans boo
NM:"You see,Nowhereman & Grimm were one of the greatest tag teams in RDCW history.....hell,the Hellions were THE greatest tag team in wrestling history......period!"
Big pop from the crowd,and Hell-Ions chants ring out
NM:"So of course its only natural that I'd be invited to join the Dark Lords!"
Crowd boos again
NM:"Thing is,it woulda been nice if someone had told me I was invited,then I coulda told em to fuck off!"
Huge cheers from the crowd
NM:"I had some great times working with Gimmp,but he aint the man he once was. I mean,look who he has surrounded himself with.
Daft,a guy who cant even make his own decisions."
Cheers from the crowd
"Pink Iron,a guy who so obviously takes it in both pipes"
Crowds chant Pig Iron is gay
"Bumsex Monkey Boy,who always protects Pink Irons rear"
Crowd laughs its arse off
"Chesty LaPew,who not only has chest implants,she has had brain implants,but they dont work!"
More laughing
"And Hardlycan,a chick so bad,even the Allied Ponces dropped her like a thirteen year olds balls at puberty!"
More cheers
"Basically Gimmp old boy,the Gay Lords have nothing to offer me that I dont already have,and I have better things on my agenda than visiting grave yards to find corpses to fuck!"
Marcum:"Thats just disgusting,but nothing less than I'd expect from a low life Brit."
NM:"I'd like to thank you guys for this distraction,as it gave me a good laugh,but my full attention is devoted to teaching that cunt Doc Mediocre a lesson on pain!"
Crowd chants Mediocre
NM:"Oh,and Gimmp,before I go,ya might wanna watch yerself,I think Pink Iron is eyeing up yer arse!"
Kickstart my heart starts playing,and Nowhereman leaves the visibly irate Dark Lords in the ring
