(The lights go out in the Cheesedome arena and Ice Cube's "Lethal Injection" blares over the loudspeakers...)

Monroe - "This is The D.O.C.'s entrance, but where is he?"

Marcum - "Okaaay. Now this is fucked up..."

(The Madman points up to the rafters as Doc Mid-Nite parachutes into the crowd in the upper seats...)

Doc Mid-Nite - "Once again, it is I The Highlight of the Nite back amongst his adoring public to answer the call of another little bitch who's gotten way over their heads with The Mid-Nite Marauder..."

Monroe - "Oh shit, here we go..."

Doc Mid-Nite - "Nowheremama, for some reason you seem to enjoy riding The Late One's Nite stick, so I have no choice but to fill your prescription for pain. Especially after what happened last Havoc..."

(Doc Mid-Nite paces, then looks directly into the camera as it zooms in for a close-up...)

Doc Mid-Nite - "But tonight The D.O.C.'s dance card is full. So I'll have to catch up with you at a later date... Protect Yo' Neck!

(The lights go out and Doc Mid-Nite disappears into the shadows as quickly as the lights can come back on...)


"Life ain't nothin' but bitches and money" - Ice Cube