*The camers focus on Mike Monroe and Madman MarcuM at the announce position.
Monroe: Fans, if you were watching last week, you know that at the closing of the show Balls Nasty abducted Louie Bastardo.
MarcuM: No he didn't! He kidnapped him!
Monroe: We had to leave the air, but our cameras kept rolling to capture this footage.
*Camera cuts to an image of Balls Nasty picking Louie Bastardo up and attempting to shove him in the back of a limo.
LB: Dammit! Put me down! What the hell are you doing, you maniac?! Let me go!
Louie fights as Balls pushes him into the back of the limo. Bastardo is clawing at the door and frame. Nasty finally shoves Louie in and slams the door closed.
Balls Nasty: Squeal, Louie! Squeal like the little piggy you are!
Nasty runs up to the open driver's side door and pushes the button to lock the doors. As Nasty gets behind the wheel, Louie is slamming his fist against the back door and window while screaming to get out. The limo's tires squeal as they spin on the pavement before it takes off away from the arena.
As the limo fades in the distance, becoming only a set of tail lights, Charlie and Howlerama come into frame.
Charlie: Damnit! Get the car! Get the car!
Howler runs to the parking lot.
The picture fades into a shot inside of an SUV. Highwayman is driving down a country road with Charlie in the passenger seat on a cell phone.
Charlie: Are you sure you saw it come this way? I can't see shit out here! Yes, I know the limo's black.... There it is!
The vehicle slides to a halt. Charlie, Howlerama, Grace and the cameraman pour out of the SUV. Next to them another SUV pulls up with the rest of the Family in it. The black limo sits with the driver and rear doors open. They all run up to it. Big Fat Elvis pokes his head in to look for Louie. He quickly removes it, his face turning green, and runs away off camera. Johnny Evil keeps his distance while fanning the air around his nose.
Johnny: I don't think he's in there.
Grace: Over here!
They turn to see Louie Bastardo laying on his stomach in the middle of a pig sty. His feet and hands are bound, and his mouth covered with tape. His expensive suit and part of his face are covered with the muck from the pen. The light on top of the camera lights up the whole scene.
Charlie: Turn that camera off.
The group rushes to the pen. Charlie looks back at the camera again, yelling.
Charlie: I said to turn it off!
He reaches for the camera. It shakes violently for a few seconds before the picture goes black.
*Picture cuts back to Monroe and MarcuM at ringside. Monroe is laughing, while MarcuM has a disgusted look on his face.
MarcuM: This is an outrage! Balls Nasty should be banned from the RDCW for his conduct!
Monroe (still laughing): Fans, we'll be back after this!
MarcuM: I can't believe you think this is funny!
*Havoc goes to break as an ad for the Self Destruction of Ultimate Jaburg dvd begins to play.
