Meeko's Mic Night
*The ring is decked out with pink and black tiling. There are two vinyl cushioned stools and mic stands in the center of the ring. The fans cheer as "Strike It Up" starts playing. Meeko, sporting her pink pinstriped black business suit, makes her way to the ring. She takes the mic in hand.*
Meeko: Welcome to Meeko's Mic Night!
*The crowd cheers even louder.*
Meeko: I'm sure a lot of you out there are really looking forward to Anathema Wednesday. It's not every day that you, the fans, get to vote on what you want to see!
*The crowd roars.*
Meeko: However, Anathema Wednesday isn't all the RDCW has in store for you this month. After Anathema Wednesday, Rob's Damn Championship Wrestling presents Conniver Series!
*The crowd chants R.D.C.W.*
Meeko: Now, there has been quite a bit of talk about Conniver Series. Most notably, Louie Bastardo announced his team to destroy Balls Nasty. But, like PenWing said last week, the Sudden Death Connection won't be stepping aside so Louie can have his way with Balls Nasty. Oh no! Louie, what you do on your own time is your own business, but here in the RDCW, there's strength in numbers, and we've got the numbers to take you down right now!
*The crowd starts chanting S.D.C.*
Meeko: However, challenges mean nothing if they aren't booked by our general manager, and he has yet to announce what the format of Conniver Series will be. That is, he has yet to announce anything...until now! Ladies and Gentlemen, in the tradition of Meeko's Mic Night, I always invite the man at the top of the current controversy. Tonight, please welcome...The Doctor!
*The fans erupt as War Pigs blasts over the speakers and The Doctor makes his way to the ring. Meeko motions for him to take a seat on the empty stool. He takes the waiting mic in hand and waits for the crowd to quiet down.*
Doctor: Thank you. Before we get to the Conniver Series, I would just like to start off by saying how disappointed I was at the last pay-per-view where our two competitors in the Heavyweight Title bout couldn't even finish their match. Mick Foliage was chosen as the official for the match based upon the recommendations of the wrestlers themselves. While having an illustrious career in the ring as a wrestler, he proved to be substandard as a referee. For that reason I have personally chosen an official for the return match at Anathema Wednesday who I have the utmost confidence will be 100% fair and will prevent yet another stalemate against Joe Mama and Grimm.
*A murmur falls over the crowd as they begin to wonder who The Doctor has chosen.*
Also, I just want everyone to know how great it's been to watch the RDCW climb to even greater heights over the past year. And I look forward to the next year of ground breaking sports entertainment that only the RDCW brand can bring.
Meeko: What do you feel allowed the RDCW to prosper?
Doctor: Quite easy, Meeko. One thing has brought the RDCW to where it is today, and that is team work. In the ring and behind the scenes team work has elevated the RDCW to its prominence over all the other promotions. Those of you familiar with my career know how important it's been to me even before I came here to help establish the RDCW. For that reason I have decided that we're going old school at Conniver Series. It will be a classic Series pay-per-view with nothing but four on four tag team elimination matches. Four matches. Eight teams. Thirty-two wrestlers. All in one night.
Meeko: Four man tag teams. Sounds like a perfect match for the Sudden Death Connection. Where do they fit into all of this?
Doctor: After careful consideration, I've decided that PenWing and the rest of the SDC will get another bite at the apple, so to speak, in their feud against The Family. So one of the matches will be Team SDC against Team Fam...
*"The Ecstasy of Gold" begins to play, cutting off the Doctor in mid sentence. Louie Bastardo and Grace head quickly down the ramp way. Louie is pissed off. Grace's face shows no hint of emotion.*
Louie: What the hell is this?! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??!!! The Family versus SDC??! Who is the SDC?! How many times do we have to beat these losers into the ground?
Doctor: First off, you need to calm down and show me a little respect.
Louie: Respect?! Respect??! Didn't you see what Balls Nasty did to me last week?!!!!! Where's the respect in that?! What about some respect for me?! We demand to face Balls Nasty at Conniver Series!!!!!!!!!
Meeko: And just what exactly gives you the right to demand your opponent, Louie?! Tell me! You know, you've got a real problem right now, because your stooges started up with the SDC. Your stooges started up with PenWing, and then they laid their slimy hands on me! And they did all that before you were finished dealing with Balls! But I guess that goes to show exactly what your real problem is, Louie...you just can't finish what you start anymore!
*Louie's eyes pop open as his face begins to turn red. Grace retains her icy demeanor as the fans laugh at Meeko's comment.*
Louie:. . .WHAAAAT??!!! Let me tell you something, missy! Unlike those little pretty boys you hang out with, I'm a real man! Virile! The Bastardo name is one of the most revered to ever come out of Italy! And as for your little boy band, I think the Family's record against them speaks for itself! No dice! The Family goes against Balls Nasty at Conniver Series!
Meeko: Let's look at that record for a moment, Louie. Captain Sammitch and PenWing held the Donkey Lovin' Tag Titles until the Family defeated them. I'll give you that. However, who was it who represented the Family in that match? Let me see...it was some guy named King Snarf, whom the Doctor fired, and then there's that other guy, um, what's his name? Oh yeah... Joe. Mama.
*Meeko pauses as the crowd cheers Joe Mama's name.*
Meeko: You remember Joe Mama, don't you, Louie? He's the guy who quit the Family to pursue the Heavyweight Cheese Title on his own. Now, I'll admit I never wanted him to take it away from PenWing, but he did. He did it all by himself. That's something Snarf couldn't do. In fact, Louie, if you remember, it was PenWing who took the title away from the Family in the first place!
*Huge pops from the crowd.*
Louie: Oh, right. PenWing. The guy who gave up at Wargasms. The guy who lost to the Million Dollar Pitbull, Charlie! Face it, toots, every fool has his day, and PenWing's day is done! And at Anathema Wednesday, Howlerama are gonna finish him for good! In fact, you'll be lucky if you even have anyone left to manage at Conniver Series!
Meeko: Lucky like you, Louie? The best wrestler you've ever managed walked away. Your precious Pittbull and his associates, Howlerama, are only members of the Family because Slick Willie Williams got bored and gave them to you. The Family is built on a deck of cards, Louie, and whether you want to face the facts or not, the SDC is about to blow your house down!
Louie: That just shows what you know about business, toots! Slick Willie was smart! He realized he couldn't compete! So I bought him out. The Family is the most resiliant organization ever seen in this promotion and we're not about to fall over for some bunch of kids fresh out of your backyard promotion! No dice! The Family demands Balls Nasty at Conniver Series!!!!
*Louie and Meeko both drop their mics down to their side and begin to yell at each other. The Doctor finally seperates them.*
Doctor: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! You two settle down. Let me get this straight. The Family is only interested in fighting Balls Nasty at the Conniver Series, is that right?
Louie: That's right.
Doctor: And SDC is only interested getting one more shot in finishing off the Family at Conniver Series, right?
Meeko: We're going to finish them once and for all.
Doctor: I'll take that as a 'yes'. Well, it really doesn't matter what either of you want since I get final say in booking; but the real question I have to ask myself is 'What do the fans want?'.
*The Doctor looks over the audience for a few seconds as he contemplates.*
Well, you see, we've already made up the posters and sent out the newpaper and magazine ads. So the match on the card at Conniver Series will be Team Family versus Team SDC.
*Louie becomes irrate and stomps his feet while cursing.*
Team Family captained by Charlie will be facing Team SDC captianed by Balls Nasty.
*Louie stops as a smile creeps across his face. Meeko looks surprised and then angered by the news.*
Meeko: PenWing is the leader of....
Doctor: This is the official match for Conniver Series. If you have any problems with it, well, too damn bad. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have two special events that I have to finish planning.
*War Pigs sounds as the Doctor leaves the ring. Louie and Meeko continue to insult and threaten each other in the center of the ring as the picture fades out into a commercial for Anathema Wednesday.*
Last edited by Mike The Mouth Monroe; 2005-11-23 8:18 PM.
