Handicap Match
Howlerama vs. PenWing
"Moby Dick" blasts over the speakers as Howler and Highwayman make their way to the ring. They flip off the fans, amongst other gestures. In the ring, they start talking shop while they wait for PenWing's music to hit. "We Will Rock You" starts up, but PenWing doesn't walk out to the stage. The fans cheer and sing as they wait for him. The song ends, but PenWing still doesn't come out. The crowd begins to go silent.
Monroe: I don't understand! PenWing wanted this match!
Marcum: He must have finally realized he stands absolutely no chance alone in the ring against the veteran team of Howlerama!
Howler takes a mic and addresses the crowd.
Howler: I would say I feel sorry for all you losers in the stands, but you get the hero you deserve! <The crowd boos loudly> Just like none of you have the guts to stand up for anything in your sorry lives, neither does that sorry excuse for a wrestler, PenWing!
Howler and Highwayman crack up in the ring, soaking up the negative reaction from the crowd. However, the boos soon turn to cheers as PenWing slips out of the crowd and scales the corner ropes. Howler and Highwayman don't have time to react as PenWing catches them with their backs turned and leaps into the air, taking them both down with a crossbody.
Monroe: PenWing used the element of surprise to get an early advantage!
Lothar signals for the bell as PenWing helps Highwayman to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Highwayman grabs hold, but PenWing sends him over with a clothesline. PenWing turns around to face Howler, but he walks right into Full Moon Rising (Eye rake, set up for the Full Moon). Howler tries to follow up with the Full Moon (Clothesline from Hell), but PenWing drops to the mat and takes Howler down with a drop toe hold. Highwayman tries to step back into the ring, but Lothar tells him to stay back and wait for a tag.
Marcum: Lothar has no business interfering in this match!
Monroe: Interfering?! Howlerama have to follow tag team rules!
Howler takes advantage of the distraction to deliver a low blow to PenWing as he was trying to lock in the Sharpshooter.
Monroe: That's not right! That's cheating!
Marcum: You said it yourself, Howlerama have to follow tag team rules!
Howler gets to his feet and starts working over PenWing's leg, trying to re injure him. Howler tags in Highwayman, who drops an elbow and PenWing's outstretched leg as Howler holds it in place. Lothar signals the tag and Howler steps into his corner as Highwayman continues to work on PenWing.
Marcum: PenWing would have been wise to chicken out of this match. He's only going to get hurt!
Monroe: Never count out a former champion!
Highwayman pulls PenWing to the ropes and uses pulls on them as he steps down on PenWing's leg. Lothar starts counting and Highwayman is forced to discontinue his hold. Lothar starts yelling at him, and Highwayman yells back. Howler takes advantage, pulling PenWing out of the ring. He tries to set up the the Wolfman Slam (Powerslam), but PenWing twists out and hits Howler with some elbows before pushing him out to arms length and hitting the Spin-o-rama. PenWing slips back in the ring and grabs Howler from behind, rolling him into a small package. Lothar counts two, but Highwayman kicks out.
Marcum: How could Lothar allow PenWing to attack Howler outside the ring?!
Monroe: PenWing wouldn't have bothered if Howler wouldn't have pulled him out!
PenWing looks to be in control of the match now as he continues to use various holds to try and force a pin. Highwayman never lets him get more than a one-count on several attempts, and finally manages to kick PenWing into the ropes. PenWing jumps onto the ropes and springboards into the air, catching Highwayman with a crossbody and forcing him the mat. Lothar counts two but the pin is interrupted by an irate Howler. Lothar yells at him to get back to his corner, but Howler pushes him out of the way. PenWing gets to his feet and turns to face the veteran, but Howler quickly knocks him down with the Full Moon (Clothesline from Hell).
Monroe: This just isn't right!
Lothar signals for the bell, awarding the match to PenWing. Highwayman slips out of the ring and walks over to the announce table.
Monroe: Oh no! What is he doing?!
Marcum: I think now would be a good time to get out of the way!
Highwayman tosses off the monitors as Howler pulls PenWing out of the ring. Highwayman walks over to them and helps to drag PenWing to the announce table. Together, Howlerama hit La Cosa Bastardo (3D), sending PenWing through the table.
Monroe: BUHGAWB! This is madness!
Marcum: You should really keep your mouth shut right now, Monroe!
The fans start cheering as Captain Sammitch and Chewy Walrus rush down to the ring. Howler and Highwayman run into the crowd. Sammtich and Chewy follow. Meeko comes down behind them with the paramedics.
Monroe: Folks, it looks like all hell has broken loose in the Cheesedome tonight! First, Nowhereman took out both Killconey and Doc. Mid-Nite in a vicious assault, and just a few moments ago Howlerama sent PenWing through the announce table!
Marcum: They were just showing some generous hospitality to PenWing for entering La Cosa Bastardo!
Monroe: We've got cameras in the back now, following the SDC's counterattack on Howlerama!
The Cheese-o-tron shows the backstage area. Sammitch and Chewy have finally caught up with Howlerama, and start laying into them. Highwayman gets away from Chewy and turns the corner. The Walrus follows. There is a loud clanking sound, and Chewy falls backwards to the ground unconscious. There is a dented steel chair lying on his chest.
Monroe: Buhgawb! That must have been-
Marcum: The making of Flubber! And here comes Charlie to finish off Sammitch!
Charlie walks up behind Sammitch, who is still trading punches with Howler. He spins Sammitch around and dishes out the Million Dollar Pitbull (Discus Punch with his diamond-encrusted knuckledusters). Howlerama grab another table from a nearby storage room. Charlie steps aside and watches along with Johnny Evil as Sammitch is sent through the table via La Cosa Bastardo.
Monroe: This is a disgrace!
Marcum: No, that's Grace!
Louie and Grace walk over to view the devastations. Louie looks into the camera.
Louie: Now that is how the Family takes care of business! Anathema Wednesday, it doesn't matter which two of you it is! Howlerama's gonna finish you off! There's not gonna be any Sudden Death Connection left to team with Balls Nasty at Conniver Series!
