Quote: Joe Mama said: Wowzer! I've cut close to the bone! Don't worry, Pariah, I'm sure Jesus appreciates the hourly flogging sessions you put yourself through while you hide out from the imaginary Columbians who are after you and your imaginary friend. By the way, clarify something for me: are they after drugs or Fred Savage's genes?
Gayer teletubby...
It's not exactly surprising that you have to dig back that far and bring those jokes from the dead. This is opposed to the fact that you've never moved on from your obsession with MB-based estrogen, so I'm a bit more present-tense than you in the satire department. Except that the difference is that it isn't a joke on your part. It makes it all the more sad to know that your whoring of lust emoticons isn't just a running gag but your genuine sign of affection for women.