*The stomping beat of "We Will Rock You" blasts over the speakers. The crowd cheers and sings along as PenWing makes his way to the ring. PenWing holds up his Sherwood as he enters the ring, but he clearly looks upset as he takes a mic.*

Last week, the Doctor thought it would be funny if he named Balls Nasty the captain of team SDC at Conniver Series. So I have this question for our so called captain: Where the hell were you last week?! Where were you when Howler went ape-shit and sent me through the announce table? Where were you when Johnny Evil and Charlie laid out Captain Sammitch in the hallway? What could you possibly have been doing that was more important than making your presence felt, aside from finally taking a shower?

*The crowd cheers and laughs at the comment.*

I'm going to make this very simple for you, Balls. Whether you want to be a part of our team at Conniver Series or not, the fact is, you are. There is absolutely nothing I can do about that. So, you can do one of two things. You can, A, actually show up tonight and prove to us why you are worthy of being named captain of team SDC. Or, B, you can have the Balls to admit that you're afraid of the Family and stay the hell home and out of our way!

*More pops from the crowd.*

And as for you, Howlerama, it's a good thing you love tables so much, because tonight the fans have voted, and they want to see you sent through them...via the Sudden Death Connection!

*The crowd roars.*

Tonight, Howlerama, at Anathema Wednesday, the odds have been evened. Tonight, the rules have been voted on. Now is the time. Now is the place. This is how the fans want it! Because tonight, SUDDEN <the crowd joins in> DEATH RULES!

*PenWing drops the mic as the crowd roars and "We Will Rock You again blasts over the speakers.*

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