*Chesty suddenly turns around, coming face to face with the figure. Without missing a beat, she asks...*
Chesty: Darth, tonight you defend the Inter-Cunt-Inental Title against Johnny Evil of the Bastardo Family. Knowing he will have Arial and Big Fat Elvis with him at ringside, how do you approach this seemingly impossibly disadvantage?
*Darth steps out of the shadows and inhales a deep breath.*
Darth: Of course, it is expected that a small timer like Johnny Evil will need assistance to defeat a true master of the Dark Side. However, never underestimate the power of the Dark Side. For there are strong allies aligned with the Dark Side. Strong men like Pig Iron, who has been inexplicably forgotten by those who voted for this event.
Chesty: Are you saying the Hog Warrior will be standing in your corner tonight?
Darth: The Hog Warrior, like all of the Dark Lords, is always in my corner, as I am in their's. However, tonight, Pig Iron will not stand in the shadows, rather, he will stand next to the ring, and should Big Fat Elvis feel the need to...assist his benefactor, it will take all of the Hog Warrior's might to prevent me from showing him the true power...of the Dark Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddde!
*With that, the lights flicker until they go out. A few minutes later, they return, but both Darth and Chesty are gone. Only Chesty's mic remains, lying on the ground.*
