Double Table Elimination
Howlerama vs. PenWing and Captain Sammitch
Monroe: Well folks, the time for talk is over! As you can see, there is a table leaning against each side of the ring. Four in all!
Marcum: And in this match, it will the SDC that sees more of the same!
Monroe: And what's that?
Marcum: Wood! Lots of wood!
"Let's Get It Started" strikes up as Captain Sammitch and PenWing walk down the ramp. They pause at the bottom. PenWing says something to Sammitch, and they each take an end of one of the tables and lift it into the ring. As "Moby Dick" starts playing and Howlerma make their way to the ring, the first table is set and waiting. Sammitch and PenWing slip out of the ring and take positions on either side. PenWing has his Sherwood, and Sammitch his bow staff.
Monroe: It looks like the SDC is taking no prisoners tonight!
Howlerama run to the ring and slide in before PenWing and Sammitch can make contact. They quickly slide out the other side and grab a couple of steel chairs.
Marcum: Looks like we've got a Mexican standoff!
Monroe: Wouldn't someone have to drop a can?
Marcum: Already on it!
Marcum stands up and produces a can of baked beans. He shouts to the wrestlers to get their attention, and then throws the can up in the air, towards the ring. All four wrestlers wait as the can sails through the air. It lands in the ring, and they bolt at each other, PenWing faces off with Howler, and Highwayman takes on Sammitch. Marcum takes it upon himself to ring the bell. As first contact is made when PenWing snaps his Sherwood on Howler's chair.
Monroe: You know the match doesn't officially start until they get in the ring!
Marcum: Do you really think they'll make it in there?!
PenWing knocks the chair into Howler with a Spin-o-rama, drawing first blood. Highwayman dodges a Staff Meeting with his chair, and finally slams Sammitch on the head. With Sammitch down, Highwayman runs to help Howler, quickly pulling PenWing off of him and hitting Daylight Robbery (Triple Snap Suplex). Howler gets back to his feet, and he helps Highwayman roll PenWing into the ring. They try to set PenWing up for La Cosa Bastardo (3D), but a bloody Sammitch rolls into the ring with a steel chair and he swings it over Highwayman's head before he can lift PenWing. Sammitch runs to Howler, but he is stopped by Full Moon Rising (Eye rake, set up for the Full Moon). PenWing slides across the table and pulls Howler into a DDT. Looking to Sammitch, PenWing signals with his hand in fist and the crowd responds with loud cheers.
Monroe: Looks like we're about to see the Sudden Death Connection!
Sammitch lifts Howler into the Sammitch Slam and PenWing takes position on the ropes. They execute the move, but Highwayman manages to move the table just in time.
Marcum: They missed the table!
Monroe: I can't believe it! Highwayman just saved Howler in the nick of time!
PenWing quickly gets to his feet, but Highwayman hits Stand and Deliver (Superkick). He then picks up the chair in the ring, and runs at Sammitch. Sammitch ducks and flips Highwayman over the ropes and to the floor outside the ring. Howler surprises Sammitch with another Full Moon Rising, and follows up by sending Sammitch out of the ring with the Full Moon (Clothesline From Hell).
Marcum: Howlerama is taking control now!
Highwayman sets up a table outside the ring as Howler resets the table inside the ring. Howler bends down to lift PenWing up into the Wolfman Slam (Powerslam). PenWing fights back, hitting Howler in the forehead, and manages to slip out of the hold. With his feet on the mat, PenWing pulls Howler into Sudden Death (Diamond Cutter). Seeing Highwayman laying Sammitch out on the table outside the ring, PenWing runs to the ropes and springboards off of them. He takes Highwayman down with a crossbody, and the crowd roars.
Monroe: PenWing has taken back the momentum of the match!
Marcum: But what's he doing now?!
PenWing reaches under the ring apron and pulls out a ladder. He pushes it aside and pulls out a second ladder. As he starts to set up the first one, the crowd's cheers grow even louder.
Marcum: A ladder? This is a tables match!
Monroe: Well, we've already seen the chairs, and the tables are set up, so why not add in some ladders?
Howler starts to get to his feet inside the ring as PenWing grabs the second ladder. PenWing notices Howler moving towards him, and he slides the ladder under the ropes, right at Howler's legs, taking them out from under him. Highwayman gets back up, and he dropkicks the ladder into PenWing, sending him to the ground. Highwayman walks over to PenWing, and tries to set up another Daylight Robbery, but Sammitch takes him down with a Sammitch Spin. He then slides into the ring and pulls the second ladder completely in. He leans it against the corner ropes. Walking to Howler, Sammitch pulls him up and whips him towards the ladder, but Holwer reverses the move, and Sammitch hits the ladder face first. He falls backwards, and the ladder falls towards him, but it's stopped by the table. Howler yells to Highwayman. Howler slips out of the ring and moves towards PenWing as Highwayman climbs the ropes. Highwayman leaps into the air, and lands on the ladder, sending it through the table, but Sammitch rolls out of the way, and out of the ring, just in time.
Monroe: Buhgawb! Highwayman put it all on the line for nothing!
Marcum: This match has gotten out of the control!
Howler is completely focused on PenWing, and he doesn't see Sammitch come up behind him. Sammitch grabs a hold of Howler around the waist and executes three consecutive Sammitch Suplexes as the crowd roars. This gives PenWing time to recover, and he climbs the ladder outside the ring. Sammitch lays Howler on the table as PenWing gets to the top of the ladder. The crowd chants T.L.C. as PenWing leaps off the ladder and hits the High Holy Howe (top-rope elbow drop).
Monroe: Buhgawb! The SDC is up one elimination to none!
Sammitch sets up another table outside the ring, but Highwayman attacks him from behind and hits Daylight Robbery, sending him through the table with the final snap suplex.
Marcum: It's all even now!
PenWing gets to his feet and catches Highwayman standing still with a spear. Not satisfied, PenWing pulls Highwayman into a snap suplex of his own. But PenWing doesn't stop with one. He resets and hits two more snap suplexes on Highwayman.
Monroe: PenWing just robbed Highwayman!
Marcum: He can't do that! He can't use his move against him! That ain't right!
PenWing sets up another table outside the ring. Sammitch gets back to his feet, and rolls into the ring, where he starts to set up the ladder. PenWing lifts the last table and slides it under the ropes. Sammitch slides the table along the mat, and pushes it under the ropes and onto the newly set table. PenWing climbs onto the ring apron as Sammitch climbs over the ropes, and they set up the final table on top of the other one. The two of them then jump down and walk to Highwayman. Together, they help him into the ring. Highwayman low blows Sammitch, still showing some life, but PenWing hits him with a Spin-o-rama and drags him near the tables. PenWing lifts him up and lays him on the double stacked tables. Looking over, PenWing sees Howler start to get back to his feet. Without thinking, PenWing runs across the ring and jumps over the ropes, spearing Howler back into the table remains.
Monroe: Buhgawb! PenWing just took Howler out of the match!
Marcum: It looks like he took himself with him! Wake up, Highwayman!
Sammitch moves the ladder near the ropes, but Highwayman rolls off the table and onto the ring apron. He starts to get to his feet but Sammitch hits him with a Sammitch Spin to the face. Highwayman falls backwards, into and through the tables. Lothar signals for the bell.
Monroe: The SDC has won the match!
Marcum: But at what cost?!
PenWing slowly slides into the ring and Lothar raises their hands as "Let's Get It Started" blasts over the speakers.
