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Darth...(insanely long dramatic pause)...you and I have been to...Hell and back.

Monroe: If he doesn't speed this up, we'll be here forever!

Marcum: Shut it, gaylord!

JLA: I defeated you at your own game...Hell in a Cell...

But you...ruined...my attempt...at a... affair...of...the flesh....

Monroe: We are going to be here all night! Talk about hamming it up! Monroe: Is anyone buying this? Didn’t JLA look perfectly “normal” during Darth’s non-title match against Captain Howdy?

Marcum: Quiet! I'm a scared! I'm a scared!

JLA: But when you...threw me in that casket...you showed me the power...of the Darksiiiiiiiiiiide!

You forever changed me. And for...that...I say to you...

I...I...uh...forgot my damn lines! Oh, fuck this anyway!





MisterJLA throws his hat down, and stomps on it! Continuing his fit, he throws his coat off, and is standing before the crowd in his traditional black tights, complete with "RACK ME" written across his bum. Jeeves wipes the cheap makeup off his own face.

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JLA: I mean, come on now! What's the big deal? Dude threw me in a casket, and that's supposed to be some major accomplishment? I get thrown out of strip clubs once a week, is that going to make me a homeless person?

OK, bad analogy, but still! He didn't pin me, make me tap, or even beat me by countout! He threw me in a pine box, and slammed the lid shut. I crawled out of it a few moments later, anyway!





Jeeves looks stunned, and whispers to JLA...

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Jeeves: You weren't in the casket after the match, sir! In fact, you were absent for a few weeks!

JLA:

Marcum:

Monroe:


JLA: Uh...anyway, Darth, you placed me in a box, shut the lid, and I took a few weeks off. You walked away with my IC Belt, but The Allied Powers took it right back!

Monroe: What’s he talking about? Darth is still the IC Champ!

Marcum: SHHHH!

JLA: That’s right. Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce tonight my World Tag Team Championship partner, and NEW InterCuntiental Champion, Captain Howdy!





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