I was already wanking off to that video before I realized that it was a man. I was all, like, Holy shit! It's a man! and I was about to stop but then I realized that the man looks a lot like Rob and I'm like, Goddamn this is hot! and I, you know, finished my business and stuff.

I am The Gay, you don't wanna play me. Muscle control, no way you can shake me. I am heavy debt, there's no way you can pay me. Anal pain, and I know you can't take me.