Quote: harleykwin said: I'm a Yankee fan. That trumps the "evil lawyer" thing.
Nothing trumps evil lawyer.
Hmmm... I can think of a few things that might...
Quote: Check your seating assignment. Its on the lower left corner of your certificate of admission, just below the gold seal and just above the court clerk's signature.
Is it in invisible ink? Otherwise, the 2nd Dept. seems to have omitted it...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi