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A New Challenge for LLance!!! #60053 2003-12-15 11:22 PM
Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,708 Truth or Consequences, New Mex... First National Bastard 1500+ posts
First National Bastard 1500+ posts Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,708 Truth or Consequences, New Mex...	Since last time you dictated the terms of engagment, this time, I shall! We shall duel in the "Yo Mama" tradition! Or, The Dozens, if you so prefer. For example, on another thread, I started off like so... LLance is so old, God calls him "Sir". LLance is so old, his kidney stones are Kidney fossils. Llance is so old, not even carbon dating can give us his exact age. LLance is so old, if he were able to get an erection and ejaculate, his semen would be powered! And finally, LLance is so old, the last time someone put candles on his birthday cake, it started the great chicago fire. Are you game? Or has your courage and wit dried up like my semen on your wife's thigh?

Re: A New Challenge for LLance!!! #60054 2003-12-16 1:28 AM
Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,377 Eugene rexstardust 2000+ posts
rexstardust 2000+ posts Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,377 Eugene	I think you scared him away.

Re: A New Challenge for LLance!!! #60055 2003-12-17 5:22 AM
Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 6,377 Burlington, Ky. USA LLance 6000+ posts
LLance 6000+ posts Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 6,377 Burlington, Ky. USA	Scare me away? Nah! I just get to stay up later than you young punks! LLance is so old, if he were able to get an erection and ejaculate, his semen would be powered! Yes! Even the demented mind of FNB knows what powered semen tastes like when he swallows it! Ball's in your court cumlips! BTW...I loved the aol.lovemessage you sent me! What a way to express your deep love for me! I feel so damn warm and fuzzy I could just squirt a quart right now!

Re: A New Challenge for LLance!!! #60056 2003-12-17 6:13 AM
Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 662 Kylie Minogue's Peachy Butt Polar Boy 500+ posts
Polar Boy 500+ posts Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 662 Kylie Minogue's Peachy Butt	Llance you'll make GayLA envious.

Re: A New Challenge for LLance!!! #60057 2003-12-19 8:17 PM
Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,853 Likes: 20 Fuckingham Palace! Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts
Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,853 Likes: 20 Fuckingham Palace!	Better than getting him pregnant like he did last year!

Re: A New Challenge for LLance!!! #60058 2003-12-20 1:39 AM
Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,091 Long Island, NY Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts
Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,091 Long Island, NY	Poot!

Re: A New Challenge for LLance!!! #60059 2003-12-20 2:30 AM
Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 6,377 Burlington, Ky. USA LLance 6000+ posts
LLance 6000+ posts Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 6,377 Burlington, Ky. USA	quote: Originally posted by Nowhereman: Better than getting him pregnant like he did last year! You're just jealous you're not the mother!

Re: A New Challenge for LLance!!! #60060 2003-12-21 9:44 AM
Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,853 Likes: 20 Fuckingham Palace! Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts
Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,853 Likes: 20 Fuckingham Palace!	Mother fucker!

Re: A New Challenge for LLance!!! #60061 2003-12-21 3:58 PM
Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 2,933 cyberspace Joey From Friends old one eye 2500+ posts
Joey From Friends old one eye 2500+ posts Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 2,933 cyberspace	Milf banger

Re: A New Challenge for LLance!!! First National Bastard #60062 2004-02-21 3:59 AM
Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,091 Long Island, NY Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts
Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,091 Long Island, NY	https://www.instagram.com/ultimatejaburg53

Re: A New Challenge for LLance!!! Ultimate Jaburg53 #60063 2005-07-06 6:02 AM
Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 13,392 Entropy Point The Time Trust [insert non-dated reference here] 10000+ posts
The Time Trust [insert non-dated reference here] 10000+ posts Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 13,392 Entropy Point	I never asked for a Ska-fest.

Re: A New Challenge for LLance!!! The Time Trust #60064 2005-07-06 11:42 AM
Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 10,539 Shippensburg,Pennsylvania allan1 I'm just sayin' 10000+ posts
allan1 I'm just sayin' 10000+ posts Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 10,539 Shippensburg,Pennsylvania	Not while you were sober. It's a dog eat dog world & I'm wearing milkbone underwear. I can get you a toe. 1,999,999+ points. Damn you and your lemonade!! Booooooooooooooobs.

Re: A New Challenge for LLance!!! allan1 #60065 2005-07-06 6:50 PM
Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 19,685 Likes: 14 Way back in the woods. Lothar of The Hill People brother from another mother 15000+ posts
Lothar of The Hill People brother from another mother 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 19,685 Likes: 14 Way back in the woods.	mmmm alen1 mmmmm "My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who "Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!

Re: A New Challenge for LLance!!! Lothar of The Hill People #60066 2005-07-06 10:26 PM
Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 10,539 Shippensburg,Pennsylvania allan1 I'm just sayin' 10000+ posts
allan1 I'm just sayin' 10000+ posts Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 10,539 Shippensburg,Pennsylvania	You only say that cuz you're drunk. It's a dog eat dog world & I'm wearing milkbone underwear. I can get you a toe. 1,999,999+ points. Damn you and your lemonade!! Booooooooooooooobs.

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