Nowhereman is walking through a corridor backstage when Fat Retard spots him,and walks over for an interview
FR:"Buhgawb Nowhereman,can I just ask you about your match tonight!"
NM:"You can,but I might not answer!"
FR:"Ok,well DROP TOE HOLD I was wondering what your feelings on your tag team partners for tonight,knowing your previous history with all three?"
NM:"Look,I have had people trying to get me to join their teams,I have had tag partners & friends turn on me,so when I get offered money to be in the main event with a team that I dont trust,I said yes!"
FR:"You said yes.....but why?"
NM:"Dude,dont you get it? These people know how big a star I am,and they are all trying to ride my coat tails. They either wanna tag with me,or they wanna make a name for themselves by attacking me. Either way,they will have their Andy Warhol 15 minutes,while my clock keeps ticking!"
FR:"So do you think you can tag with Joe & the Allied Powers without any trouble!"
NM:"As long as I get my big fat pay cheque for being in the main event,who cares?"
FR:"So you dont really care about the team?"
NM:"Dude,the only team I care about is Team Nowhereman......thats me,myself & I........Now fuck off you fat cunt!"
NM pushes Fat Retard out the way & carries on walking!
