RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW Conniver Series 07.04.05

After a promo for Arma-Gadda-Da-Vidda, we're back. Mike "The Mouth" Monroe is in the ring...

Monroe: It is my great pleasure to introduce to all of you the RDCW Heavyweight Cheese Champion...JOE MAMA!!!

"Faded" starts up and out walks Joe Mama. The crowd goes ape-shit, appreciative of his last few matches against Grimm, as he walks to the ring. He enters the ring and takes his time, holding up his Big Cheese Title to the crowd, which only makes them cheer louder. Finally he walks over to Mike "The Mouth" Monroe and takes the extra microphone that he's holding out.

JM: LOOK AT ALL THE PEOPLE HERE TONIGHT!!!

The crowd goes wild, cheering and chanting...

Monroe: Champ, you've been in two grueling matches versus Grimm. Tonight you face seemingly tough odds as you face the entire Dark Lords faction with a team that, to put it mildly, you don't really get along. Your thoughts on your match?

JM: Monroe, this match is an absolute necessity. Our Last Blood Match was ended by the Powers That Be - nothing was settled there. At Anathema Wednesday we fought in a match that these fans demanded, but we didn't come any closer to settling our feud...even if I did get the pin. Tonight's the night that Grimm and I finish this thing. And if I have to team up with the most laughably bad partners the Doctor coulds get me, so be it. The end result will be the same as if I went solo: the Dark Lords WILL be torn apart!!!

Monroe: Let's talk about your partners...first off, Nowhereman.

JM: Nowhereman is a great wrestler who's stuck in the middle of his midlife crisis. He's out for one man - himself. Which is fine. But don't think for a second that I've forgotten the RwO days or his former alliance with Grimm. Nowhereman, if you're in this for the win and the paycheck, fine. But if you step out of line...if you even look like you're about to rejoin your former boyfriend, believe me when I say that I'll eliminate you the same damn way I eliminate a Dark Lord!!!

The fans cheer...

Monroe: The Allied Powers...

JM: A team whose success is more being in the right place at the right time than any semblance of skill. I take nothing away from the hardcore veteran, Captain Howdy. And I'll say this for MisterJLA: he's had the Devil's luck in his time here. Those two have a grudge of their own against the Dark Lords, so I trust them a little more than I do Nowhereman. Doesn't mean I like 'em. Doesn't mean I'll be joining them for afternoon tea or cricket matches. Leave that "Getalong Gang" shit to the SDC. Gentlemen, if you want to get the job done, we'll get the damned job done. But don't think I'm turning my back on you for any period of time!

Monroe: Speaking of the SDC, when you were in the hospital, they visited you. At Anamthema Wednesday, they got involved with you post-match. Your thoughts on them?

JM: Monroe, I take nothing away from them in terms of talent. They do their thing. I do mine. At Anathema Wednesday, PenWing made a statement. Maybe he got caught up in the moment as he held my Big Cheese Title and remembered past glories. Maybe he wanted to see if the fans remembered him. Maybe he was calling in his marker for a rematch with me. Doesn't matter. PenWing, I hope you enjoyed your moment that night. I hope it filled you with pride to hear the fans cheering as you remembered what it was like to be The Man. And if you're thinking about a rematch, let me just say in advance: BRING IT!!!

More fans cheering. More chants...

JM: I'd love to throw down with you again! I'm dying to prove to these fans and the rest of the RDCW why I AM the Big Cheese Champion and why I AM the best damned wrestler this promotion has seen! If they didn't figure it out after watching my Last Blood Match or my Anathema Wednesday match, let them figure it out now!!! And, PenWing, if you EVER get involved in one of my matches...if you EVER put your hands on MY Big Cheese Title...I will remind you of just how YOUR title reign ended!!!

Monroe: Let me ask you one last question, Joe Mama: Over the last few weeks, there have been promos for a new faction coming to the RDCW. The only hint as to who they are is the Roman numeral "four". Do you have any thoughts as to who they might be?

JM: Monroe, I've been a bit too busy with more immediate, more pressing matters to notice a new faction. The SDC has two new members That makes four...maybe it's them. Maybe the Tuesday Night Rockers found another boy-band cast-off. I don't know. I don't care. A few weeks ago, Grimm was talking about powerful numbers. Something about seven. Well, four's a pretty powerful number in its own right. A ring has four sides and four corners. Conniver Series features four matches with teams of four facing off against each other. So maybe tonight is the perfect night for this new faction to reveal itself...

The crowd is chanting "FOUR!!!"

JM: Thing is, this new faction, if they're even a new faction, sounds like they're targetting champions. If that's the case, I don't see them lasting too long. Because if they're thinking of coming after the Heavyweight Cheese Championship, they'll find it's not so easy to take away! Let me make it clear to these FOUR "gentlemen": if you want my belt, come get it! Just be prepared to bleed for your efforts and be ready for disappointment!!!

Monroe: Joe Mama, thank you for your time!!!

"Faded" plays again. Joe Mama takes time to hype up the crowd, and then leaves the ring and makes his way to the back. Fans are cheering his name, but the chants of "FOUR!!!" can still be heard...