*The Dark Lords form a circle in the ring and the lights come back on. Pig Iron takes a mic.*
PI: The whoaayyahs of darkness, are here!
*The crowd cheers as Pig Iron hands the mic to Darth.*
Darth: The power of the dark siiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddddddde is all encompassing. No one can escape it. Those who try ultimately fail. So it has always been, so it will always beeeeeeeeeee.
Tonight, the Dark Lords become whole. Tonight, the Dark Lords become...seven. So Grimm has spoken, so it has been done.
Monroe: Is Darth referring to Officer Schwarz?
Marcum: I have no idea. I've been lost since the video was shown.
Darth: Joe Mama, you have no fear of the dark siiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddde. Perhaps you have no fear. You speak of this IV as if it has no meaning. The Dark Lords have been watching for this IV, and of this we agree. The IV cannot stand up to the might, to the power, of the dark siiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddddde.
Know this, Joe Mama: The reason Grimm does not stand here before our match is because he deems you unworthy of his attention. You are beneath his greatness, his power. You are beneath the Dark Lords. You team with those who cannot stand up against the power of the dark siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddde. Mister JLA, Captain Howdy, Nowhereman, all have stood against the Dark Lords. All have fallen before us.
Joe Mama, do you truly believe you can stand against that which you cannot destroy? Your time is coming, Joe Mama. Know this, and beware the POWER, of the dark siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddde.
*Darth drops the mic and raises his hands. The lights go out and lightning strikes the ring posts seven times. A sinister laugh is heard over he speakers as with each strike, a shadowy figure appears in the center of the ring. After the final strike, the lights return, and the Dark Lords are gone.*
Monroe: Buhgawb! I think I saw Grimm laughing in the center of the ring!
Marcum: I know I heard his laughter, but I don't know what it was that I saw!
Monroe: What could this mean for Joe Mama and his team?
Marcum: Forget Joe Mama, what could this mean for this mysterious IV we keep hearing about?
