Balls Nasty and the Sudden Death Connection vs. The Bastardo Family
"The Ecstasy Of Gold" plays as Louie Bastardo, Grace, Big Fat Elvis, and Ariel accompany Charlie, Johnny Evil, and Howlerama to the ring for their match. As they step into the ring, "Let's Get It Started" starts playing, and Killconey accompanies Captain Sammitch, PenWing, and Chewy Walrus to the ring. They wait at the ring steps for "Bad Company" to start playing, but when it does, Balls Nasty is nowhere to be seen.
Monroe: Where's Balls?
Marcum: They don't have any! Hah!
Louie demands that the match start, and Lothar has no choice but to agree. He calls for the SDC to send someone into the ring. PenWing steps through the ropes to start the match off against the Million Dollar Pitbull, Charlie. Lothar signals the bell, and the two start things off with a series of holds and throws. Charlie tries to bully his way to a pin, but PenWing manages to execute a suplex. Both wrestlers lay in the ring as Lothar counts. At six, both make simultaneous tags. Charlie tags in Johnny Evil, and PenWing tags in Chewy Walrus. Johnny tries to out-muscle the Walrus, but he has no success as Chewy takes him down with Walrus Wallop (hard clothesline). Chewy goes for the pin but Highwayman slips into the ring and breaks the count.
Monroe: That's not right!
Marcum: No, it isn't! Chewy should have been disqualified for unnecessary roughness!
Chewy pulls Johnny to the SDC corner and tags in Captain Sammitch. Sammitch starts to work over Johnny with various holds, and almost has a pin but Howler distracts Lothar. Sammitch stands up and starts to walk towards the Family corner, but Johnny hits him with a low blow. With Sammitch down, Johnny gets to his corner and tags in Howler. Howler walks over to Sammitch, now standing on his feet, and gives him the Full Moon Rising (Eye rake). Sammitch's hand goes to his eye, and Howler hits the Full Moon (clothesline from Hell). Howler goes for the pin, but PenWing breaks the count. Lothar orders PenWing back to his corner, and Howler helps Sammitch back to his feet. Howler tries for another Full Moon Rising, but Sammitch blocks it and starts attacking Howler with a series of martial arts chops. He backs Howler into the ropes near the SDC corner and tags in PenWing. Together, Sammitch and PenWing each take an arm and Irish Whip Howler into the ropes. As he bounces back at them, PenWing hits the Spin-o-rama as Sammitch hits the Sammitch Spin. The double team kick send Howler down to the mat.
Monroe: Now that's team work!
Marcum: Lothar should have disqualified them for that double team! They took too long!
PenWing goes for the cover, but Johnny Evil spring boards off the ropes and hits the Skyway to Tomorrowland (Half twisting moonsault legdrop) on PenWing. Johnny slides out of the ring and Lothar starts to count. Both wrestlers make tags before the count of ten, with Chewy and Highwayman both entering the ring at the same time. While they brawl with each other, Killconey starts to yell out comments to Grace and Ariel. Big Fat Elvis takes offense, and moves quickly towards to Killconey.
Monroe: Uh oh! Looks like things are about to get out of hand outside the ring!
Marcum: Killconey has it coming after the way he's been mouthing off to Grace and Ariel!
As Big Fat Elvis approaches, Killconey runs onto and across the ring apron, and hits the Dragon Reborn (Dragonrana) on Big Fat Elvis. Big Fat Elvis is only momentarily phased, and he gets back up. Killconey runs up the ring steps and across the ring apron, and hits him with Earthfall (flipping (flying) neck breaker). At this point, everyone except Chewy and Highwayman get involved in the fight outside the ring. Howler sees that Charlie and Johnny Evil have things under control, and while Lothar is distracted, he double teams with Highwayman to hit Don't Mess with the Family (Double Russian Leg sweep) and the Goodfella (Clothesline and German Suplex) on Chewy. Lothar orders everyone not in the match to leave the ring side.
Monroe: The family has been banned from ring side!
Marcum: That ain't right! Killconey started it!
Monroe: Lothar just banned him, too!
Marcum: Lothar should only have banned him!
Louie and Grace shout at Lothar outside the ring, and Lothar doesn't see PenWing and Sammitch throw Charlie and Johnny Evil into each other. PenWing and Sammitch quickly slide into the ring and double clothesline Howler on their way to their corner. Chewy gets back to his feet and hits Highwayman with the Walrus Tusk (modified chest-level spear). Satisfied that all non-participants have left ring side, Lothar turns around to see Chewy cover Highwayman. He awards the pin just as Charlie, Johnny Evil, and Howler all return to their corner.
Lothar argues in the Family corner with JE, Charlie, and Howler who are clearly upset with not only the expulsion of the Family at ringside as well as the elimination of Highwayman. Lothar keeps telling them that one of them has to get in the ring so that the match can continue, but the Family is too busy arguing. Chewy, tired of waiting, walks over to the Bastardo corner and grabs Howler by the head and pulls him over the ropes and into the ring. As the two begin to fight in the ring, Louie and Grace run out of the entrance in a panic.
Monroe: What the hell is going on here? Lothar banned both Louie and Grace from ringside.
Marcum: Louie is his own man. No minimum wage flunky like Lothar is going to tell him what to do.
Louie is leading Grace by the hand as he leaves the entrance stage and makes his way to the audience guardrail. They look as if they are about to try and enter the audience when Louie realizes the kind of reception he'd get if he crossed the rail. Instead, he leads Grace around the side and tries to hide behind the lighting equipment.
Monroe: I don't know what Louie Bastardo and Grace think they are...... Wait a minute....... I'm getting word of a commotion backstage. We have a camera arriving on scene.
The picture goes to a shaky camera as it enters the Bastardo dressing room. Big Fat Elvis is sitting up, unconscious in one of the lockers with Ariel, crying, trying to wake him up. Blood is trickling down his forehead. The camera pans left quickly to see El Superbeasto being choked with a crowbar.
Monroe: Oh my gawd! It’s Balls Nasty!
Nasty is in plain clothes, blue jeans, work boots, and a flannel shirt. He lets go of the choke hold on the Giant Luchadore and brings the crowbar swinging directly into the back of the man until he collapses on the floor of the locker room. Nasty pushes the camera crew out of the way as he exits. They follow him as he walks towards the arena, looking around every corner as if he’s searching for something.
Monroe: By the look of his outfit, Balls Nasty didn't show up to the Cheesedome tonight ready for a match; but he sure as hell came for a fight.
Marcum: Outfit? That’s pretty gay.
Monroe: Shut up!
Balls Nasty makes his way out onto the entrance stage. By this time, Howler has tagged out to Charlie who is now in the ring with Chewy. Nasty notices the match in the ring and drops the crowbar. As he walks down the ramp, he rips off the flannel shirt to reveal the white wife-beater underneath. He climbs up to the apron and blind tags Chewy as he bounces off the rope from an Irish Whip. Charlie painfully picks up the Walrus and executes The Enforcer and covers for the pin. The New Family Enforcer is confused when Lothar doesn't begin the three count. Nasty runs up and delivers a boot straight to Charlie’s head.
Nasty pickup the groggy Charlie up off the mat as Chewy slowly rolls out of the ring and onto the ringside floor to catch his breath. Nasty hits a few knife edge chops across Charlie’s chest, turning it red. He then whips Charlie into a neutral corner. Charlie’s back collides hard against the turnbuckles. Balls Nasty climbs up on the ropes and begins to slam his fist into the side of Charlie’s skull. He ends it by bouncing up on the ropes and bringing down an elbow on top of Charlie’s head as he dismounts the rope.
Nasty then struts around the ring as Charlie falls to the canvas. He makes a few insults to the Bastardo crew as he passes. He then turns and sees the SDC in their corner. Sammitch angrily mentions Nasty’s tardiness to the match. Balls responds by telling Sammitch and the whole SDC to go to Hell. As the team bickers amongst themselves, Charlie makes his way to the his team’s corner and tags Howler in. Howler runs in quickly and hits Nasty with a forearm across the back.
Howler works on breaking Balls Nasty down. Though Nasty fights back with a series of suplexes and holds, the quick tagging in and out of the Family allows them to reserve their energies while keeping a quick pace to prevent Balls Nasty from regaining his. PenWing, Sammitch, and Chewy all try and get the tag to relieve Balls, but Nasty refuses to make the tags. Charlie holds Balls in an armlock as he tags in Johnny Evil. Evil climbs the turnbuckle and executes a Surprise in the Sky. Evil then turns and quickly tags in Highwayman, who comes in stomping on Balls. Howler picks him up, but Nasty hits Howler with a low blow. Nasty stands back up and continues to strike Howler with punches to the face. As Howler tries to regain his composure and fight back, Balls hits him with an Atomic Drop. Balls Nasty then picks Howler up on his shoulders and uses the Tavern Smasher to lay Howler out.
Charlie immediately enters the ring and charges Balls. Nasty ducks down and executes an flipping backtoss to throw Charlie over the top rope and to the floor on the outside. Johnny climbs the turnbuckle, but Nasty shakes the top rope, making Evil’s foot slip and his groin crash onto the turnbuckle. Nasty then positions Howler in the ring and climbs the top rope. Louie Bastardo runs up onto the apron to attempt to foil the move but is spotted by Nasty as he approaches. As Nasty eyes Louie from the top rope, the Family leader tries to retreat, but sees Chewy blocking the exit behind him. Louie darts into the middle of the ring. Nasty hops down from the turnbuckle. Louie runs across the ring and slides under the rope on the other side. Nasty gives chase. PenWing instinctively reaches out and tags Nasty as he starts to climb through the ropes. The SDC leader climbs up to the top rope and hits the High Holy Howe. Lothar makes the three count as Balls Nasty chases Louie out of the Cheesedome.
PenWing stands up to face the next family member, but he quickly finds himself on the recieving end of a Surprise in the Sky clothesline. Johnny goes for the cover but PenWing kicks out at two. Johnny helps PenWing up, and tries to Irish Whip him into the ropes but PenWing reverses the move and takes him down with the Drag'n'whip (Irish Whip into spear). PenWing tags in Chewy who moves to hit the Wrecking Ball (Samoan leg drop) on Johnny, but Johnny rolls out of the way just in time and tags in Charlie. Charlie climbs the corner ropes and hits the Wall Street Crash (Diving Knee Drop) on the Walrus. He goes for the cover, but Chewy throws him off. Chewy stands up and hits the Big Let-down (Russian back drop). He then lifts Charie into a choke hold for Random Acts of Violence (chokeslam finisher), but Charlie swings out of the hold and takes Chewy down with a facebuster. Charlie tags in Johnny, who climbs the ropes and hits Mission to Mars (Asai Moonsault). Johnny then tags Charlie back in. Charlie hits another Wall Street Crash and covers the Walrus to eliminate him.
PenWing is about to step through the ropes, but Sammitch puts his hand on his shoulder.
Monroe: It looks like Sammitch wants back in!
The Captain steps into the ring to face Charlie. He puts up his fists, signaling that he wants to fight. Charlie smiles and does the same. The two begin trading blows, but Sammitch gets some kicks in, and sends Charlie into his corner. Sammitch grabs a hold of Charlie but as he pulls him into the Sammitch Suplex, Johnny tags himself in. Sammitch hits two more Sammitch Suplexes and goes for the cover, but Johnny grabs him and quickly pull the Captain into the Countdown to Extinction (bridging combination of a deathlock and a facelock). Sammitch struggles against the hold, but he begins to lose consciousness.
Marcum: It's time to start the countdown!
Monroe: Don't give up on Sammitch just yet!
Lothar lifts Sammitch' arm twice, but it drops both times. He lifts it a third time, and as the crowd starts chanting "Sammitch! Sammitch!" his arm stays up.
Marcum: He's got nowhere to go! He should just tap out before he hurts himself!
With Lothar facing away from PenWing, he doesn't see the SDC member climb the ropes. PenWing leaps into the air and hits Johnny with a missile dropkick. Charlie enters the ring and attacks PenWing with the Million Dollar Pitbull (Discus Punch with his diamond-encrusted knuckle dusters). Charlie knocks PenWing out of the ring and follows him to the floor. The two continue to battle as Johnny Evil and Captain Sammitch lay motionless in the ring. Lothar begins to count.
Monroe: Sammitch and Johnny are about to be eliminated!
Marcum: And then Charlie can finish off PenWing and finally put an end to the SDC!
PenWing and Charlie continue to fight outside the ring. Charlie grabs a chair and swings at PenWing, but PenWing kicks the chair out of Charlie's hands with a Spin-o-rama. PenWing follows up with a spear and races to his corner. He shouts at Sammitch to make the tag. Sammitch crawls towards PenWing, but Johnny Evil gets to his feet and lifts Sammitch into Mr. Toad's Wild Ride (Cradle neck breaker that starts out like a fisherman's suplex). Sammitch summons all of his strength to reverse the move into a neck breaker of his own. Lothar again starts to count.
Marcum: Well that's just great! Now we're right back where we were just a few minutes ago!
Both wrestlers slowly begin to crawl to their corners. The crowd starts chanting for PenWing in the hopes that Sammitch can reach him in time. Johnny Evil makes the tag to Charlie first, but Sammitch makes one final push and tags PenWing in. PenWing quickly climbs the ropes and jumps at Charlie, taking to the mat with a cross body. PenWing tries to get the pin, but Charlie kicks out at two. Both wrestlers stand up, and Charlie runs at PenWing with a short clothesline. PenWing ducks the move and grabs Charlie from behind. He pulls back and hits a suplex. Charlie roles away from PenWing and gets back to his feet, but PenWing takes him down with a Russian leg sweep. Charlie again gets back up, but PenWing grabs his arm and whips him into the ropes for the Super Drag'n'whip. PenWing climbs the corner ropes for the High Holy Howe, but Charlie starts to get back to his feet. PenWing leaps into the air and pins Charlie with a sunset flip.
Monroe: PenWing just eliminated Charlie with the Falcon Flip!
Marcum: Of all the cheap, dirty ways to get a pin!
PenWing gets to his feet just in time to fall back to the mat from a Surprise in the Sky Monglian chop. Johnny begins to attack PenWing with a series of high paced moves.
Monroe: It doesn't look like Johnny has much left!
Marcum: Then why can't PenWing take advantage?!
Johnny Evil executes a vertical suplex on PenWing, and then follows it up with a quick facebuster. As the crowd boos, Charlie goes for Captain EO (Like the People's Elbow, only it ends with a kneedrop). As he goes for the knee drop, PenWing manages to roll just out of the way. Johnny clutches his knee for a moment, and that's all PenWing needs to flip back to his feet. PenWing moves towards his corner, but Johnny trips him with a drop toe hold. Johnny tries to lock in the CTX, but PenWing kicks Johnny into the ropes. He then tags in Sammitch.
Sammitch works over Johnny with a series of chops and kicks, but Johnny starts to answer back with chops and kicks of his own. The two martial artists continue to go at each other, but Sammitch gets Johnny in close, and he locks in the Sammitch Suplex. Sammith hits three more Sammitch Suplexes and makes the tag to PenWing. Sammitch then slams his fist into his hand before going back to pick up Johnny Evil.
Monroe: Sammitch just called for the Sudden Death Connection!
Marcum: It's not supposed to end this way!
Sammitch and PenWing execute the Sudden Death Connection, and PenWing covers Johnny evil for the final pin of the match. Lothar raises the former tag team champions' hands as "We Will Rock You" blasts over the Cheesedome speakers.
