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big_pimp_tim #602715 2006-01-12 12:01 PM
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...with whom no-one shall fuck.


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Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick so great that he kicked the sexual prowess out of King Snarf!

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Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick so great that he kicked the sexual prowess out of King Snarf!




Hey! My lady friend tells me I'm amazing at giving her oral sex. Not bad for a beginner.


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All hail King Snarf!

King Snarf #602719 2006-01-13 5:51 AM
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i am still trying to figure this out.....he survived a chuck norris roundhouse....somthing there is so very wrong.

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that is because the kick happen so fast his body has yet to realize it he'll die in a day or two


We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle
cross #602721 2006-01-13 5:59 AM
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poor snarf. he shouldn't have angered the chuck

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may we all learn from his mistake


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cross #602723 2006-01-13 6:05 AM
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if the chuck roundhouse kicked all the sexual prowess out of snarf, where did it land?

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Chuck ABSORBS sexual prowess from all those he defeats.


Thing is- I can’t spell or type. I spell so badly my spell check doesn’t even know what I was trying to spell. And I have five Eisners HAHAHAHHA!! -Brian Michael Bendis
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once again i am in awe of the chuck.

King Snarf #602727 2006-01-13 11:14 AM
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Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick so great that he kicked the sexual prowess out of King Snarf!




Hey! My lady friend tells me I'm amazing at giving her oral sex. Not bad for a beginner.



You do realise that real women dont have dicks?

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In Snarf's case, I think he got the short end of the stick (no pun intended).

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Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick so great that he kicked the sexual prowess out of King Snarf!




Hey! My lady friend tells me I'm amazing at giving her oral sex. Not bad for a beginner.



You do realise that real women dont have dicks?




I chow down on her box, ya dumb limey.


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All hail King Snarf!

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We really need to get your "girlfriend" to start posting here.


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In Snarf's case, I think he got the short end of the stick (no pun intended).




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Why you should not wear camo!



Moments later


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Reveling in the knowledge that Sammitch will never interrupt my nookie ever again. 112,000 RACK Points!
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Chuck Norris s again!


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"Chuck Norris PWN3D!!1!s again?"


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PWN3D!!1!s is not a word.

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PWN3D!!1!s is not a word.




It is in my heart.

bitches!


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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Chuck Norris s. Even when he's two dimensional and moves in a very unusual manner.


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Killconey #602745 2006-03-18 10:59 PM
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that's because he's the chuck! and he pwn3ds!!!1! like that

big_pimp_tim #602746 2006-03-18 11:24 PM
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We were at the beach.
Everybody got roundhouse kicked.
Somebody ran under the dock and he got kicked by a rock.
It wasn't rock.

It was Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris!



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Killconey #602747 2006-03-18 11:28 PM
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Chuck Norris did a roundhouse kick so powerful once that the mayor of Hiroshima said "What the fuck was th...."

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was it the bomb, or chuck that destroyed hiroshima

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Chuck's roundhouse kick destroyed the bomb. He then destroyed Hiroshima himself.


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chuck + bomb =

Killconey #602751 2006-03-18 11:46 PM
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Rumour has it that the next hurricane to hit America will be hurricane Chuck!
I wish you all well!

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i am glad he likes texas, but the rest of the states are fucked.

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Texas will become the United State of Chuck!
And he will live in the Roundhouse!

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i'd vote for him, if there was an election!

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