Backstage, a limo pulls up and stops. The driver hops out, rushes to the back, and opens the door. Doc Mid-Nite and Joe Mama step out, but dressed impeccably. Joe Mama hands the limo driver a tip and the pair walk towards the lockers.
Mid-Nite: I guess that's what they mean by "jet flyin', limo ridin'..."
JM: It only gets better from here, Doc.
Mid-Nite: They're meeting us here?
JM: Yeah. JLA said something about having some things to take care and we should meet him here and dress for the part.
Doc Mid-Nite and Joe Mama enter the Cheese-Dome, walk down the hall, and stop in front of their locker. There's a large, ornate, custom-made sign with "IV" hand-carved in the center. They walk in to find Captain Howdy, alone, in the locker room. He's also wearing a suit, but the sleeves are torn off. There's a full buffet-style spread...and it isn't cheap.
JM: I'll give this to him: JLA may be a bit over-the-top. He may not be the "kiss-stealin'" guy. But he appreciates the good things in life...
Captain Howdy: He's a poof! Lookit this monkey-suit! T'ain't cheap, I tell yez!
JM:Captain...where are the sleeves to your suit coat?
Captain Howdy: Didn't like 'em! Now it's a vest!
Mid-Nite: Where's JLA?
Captain Howdy: He's trying on his new suit!
(Shouting through the locker room door)
JLA: DID SOMEBUDDAH SAY…CHAMPION?
(The door flies open and JLA jumps into the locker room, wearing a green corduroy suit. His white socks can be seen, as the pants are too short, along with the sleeves. The white dress shirt is wrinkled, and has a stain left from an iron on it. In his excitement, he dropped his Tag Title on the ground, and tripped over it)
JLA: So, what do you think?
JM: 
Howdy:
Doc Mid-Nite:
JLA: Impressive, huh? Got a good deal on it, too! At Bob Toddler’s Corduroy Emporium!
The three men do a slow burn for a few moments, staring at MisterJLA. Then they regain their composure...
JM: Gentlemen, this is the dawn of a new day. At Conniver Series, we stole a grand victory from a minor defeat. We showed the Dark Lords AND Nowhereman Just who the major players in the RDCW are! And we'll show the rest of the RDCW just who runs the show now! I have the most coveted championship EVAR - The Big Chesse Title! And Howdy, you and MisterJLA have a death grip on the Tag Team division, as you are still the reigning...
Captain Howdy: And undefeated...
JM: ...World Tag Team Champions! Doc, you succeeded in eliminating one of the most feared Champions in RKMB history, Nowhereman!
(Doc Mid-Nite nods and grins)
JM: There's nothing we can't accomplish as a team! We ARE four of the greatest competitors that this promotion has ever seen! Four of the most desirable free agents in this promotion! We've each accomplished greatness solo - teamed together, we're virtually UNSTOPPABLE!!!
MisterJLA: And we're AWESHOME(!!!), too!
Captain Howdy: Ye great cunt!!!
MisterJLA: That's right...together, we're all GREAT!!!
Another slow burn...
Mid-Nite: Gentlemen, I think it's almost time the fans saw the hottest damn faction in the RDCW! Should we go out and give them what they're dying for?
JM: Not just yet...let the anticipation build a bit. Let's relax for a while and...
MisterJLA: ...AND enjoy this great spread I got us! Lookatit! REAL shrimp cocktails! REAL bacon-wrapped scallops! REAL cold cuts! Why, I'll bet that bottled water is REAL water!!!
A third slow burn...
Captain Howdy: Omigod, I hate you...
JLA: Speaking of which, Howdy, you forgot this at Conniver Series!
(JLA hands Howdy the fake IC Belt that he presented to Howdy after his Non-Title match against Darth)
IC
Howdy: I didn’t forget it!
JLA: Huh? So are we ready to make our announcement to the crowd?
Joe Mama: *SIGH* How about you go put your wrestling gear on. We’ll head for the ring, and you can catch up. You can say that you’re in your gear since you have a match with Sammitch tonight.
JLA: Will do!
(Joe Mama, Captain Howdy, and Doc Mid-Nite shake their heads while JLA darts to his locker to get changed)
