Camera fades in to the center of the ring;we see the Crotch standing with a mic in one hand.
CROTCH: Last Sunday at Conniver Series,my next guest's team got wiped out at the hands of the Tuesday Night Rockers-- here to give his comments on what transpired during that match, the leader of the Bond Brigade,Chris Oakley!!!
Pops from the crowd as "Rooster" explodes from the PA speakers and Chris Oakley makes his way down to the ring. The Crotch fails to notice the "I'm gonna kill somebody" glare in Chris' eyes as he enters the ring;the fans at ringside,however,pick up on it immediately,and so do Marcum and Monroe.
MONROE: There is a look of fury in Chris' eyes surpassing even his legendary standards...
MARCUM: Crotch should get hazard pay for doing this interview!!
Crotch holds microphone out towards Chris.
CROTCH: Chris,tell us what was going through your--
Crotch never gets to finish his question;without warning,Chris decks him across the jaw,then drills him with the Red Alert. Before anybody can react to what's happening,Chris climbs to the top rope and hits Crotch with the Kill 'Em All, then throws a chair into the ring and proceeds to render the RDCW commentator unconscious as he delivers the Red Alert on Crotch a second time. From their announce table at ringside, Marcum and Monroe watch the proceedings in shock.
MONROE: My God! It looks like the events of Conniver Series have pushed Chris over the edge!!!
MARCUM: This is psycho even by Oakley's standards!!
As a hush falls over the Cheesedome,Chris picks up Crotch's mic and turns to address the crowd.
CHRIS: THAT'S JUST A TASTE OF WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO YOU ASSHOLES IN THE TUESDAY NIGHT ROCKERS WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!!! AND DOC MID-NITE,DON'T THINK YOU'RE GETTING OFF EASY, 'CAUSE I'M PERSONALLY GONNA MAKE IT MY BUSINESS TO TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB!! AS FOR YOU,PARIAH,I HOPE TO HELL YOU'VE MADE OUT YOUR LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT,BECAUSE THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE THE RING TONIGHT....IN A FUCKING BODY BAG!!!
Chris throws the mic down to the arena floor and exits the ring,leaving a shocked Cheesedome crowd behind him as EMTs make their way to the ring to assist The Crotch. Camera cuts to the RDCW locker room as the rest of the RDCW superstars begin talking excitedly in reaction to Chris' assault on The Crotch. As we fade to commercial,we see a nervous-looking Arnold Judas Rimmer conferring with James Fantastic about what to do next.
