RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW Tuesday Night Havoc 12.13.05

Duane Eddy’s “The Trembler” plays as the Four walk towards the ring. Each man is still in his version of an impeccably tailored suit…except for MisterJLA, who has switched over to his wrestling gear - he's wearing long black tights with black boots. On the front side of his right leg, is a "IV" logo. On the front on his other leg, is an American flag joined with a British flag. On his ass, the words "RACK ME" and written in blue. He has his Tag Belt held high above his head in one hand, and in the other...a plastic bag?

Monroe: I must admit, JLA is dressed for success now!

Joe Mama grabs a microphone and the Four enter the ring. The fans are mostly cheering, and they get louder as each man raises a hand and flashes the sign. Then Joe Mama speaks…

JM: Conniver Series saw the birth of a new faction. Four men, with nothing more in common than being the elite free agents of the RDCW, decided to join together. Not out of friendship – leave that to the SDC. Not to hit the Top 40 Pop Charts with the latest boy-band sound…Rockers. No, these Four men came together for one simple purpose: to dominate this promotion and do whatever the hell we want! Nowhereman was the first to fall to us, and all I can say about that is “Sorry, big guy! It was just business and, unfortunately for you, you were the first order of that business!”

Now I’m sure Grimm’s sitting in the Cheese-Dome boiler room with the rest of his li’l family. I’m willing to bet that he’s seething and sulking, furious that the small victory he had over me at Conniver Series was eclipsed by the far more important, greater victory that we Four attained. Maybe he’s thinking about running to his good buddy – the Doctor – and demanding just one more chance against me. Grimm – let the obsession die. You cheapened our epic Last Blood Match by whining for our match at Anathema Wednesday. You followed up your loss there with a tidy li’l win at Conniver Series. Enjoy it, Grimm. Because, if you DO force the issue, I swear to you that our match will be our FINAL showdown and you won’t like the results!!!

PenWing, I heard what you said earlier. I’ll make this simple. You were champ. I beat you. You’re demanding your rematch at Arma-Gadda-Da-Vidda?. I say “Finally”. You want your title shot? You got it. You want a ladder match? I say “Whatever”. Ladder Match, Last Man Standing Match, Lumberjack Match…I don’t care how we fight. Just know that you will NOT be walking out of here as Champion! You can talk about your little friends in the SDC. You can rattle off catch phrase after catch phrase, but know this: Sudden Death doesn’t Rule – The Four RULE! I’m putting you and the rest of the RDCW on full notice – you step up against us Four, you pay the price! Just ask Nowhereman…

Joe Mama finishes and the crowd cheers. He holds the mic out to his right, as The Mid-Nite Doctor walks up slowly, clutching the microphone with both of his hands...

Doc. Mid-Nite: "Barf and Grimm. I want to let Barf know that from now on The Late One runs four deep in the RDCW and I'm taking the Intercuntinental title with us. That, and now that I've joined the Four man army assembled from the best this company has to offer, The "Over Nite Sensation" is no longer attacking with blind soldiers (like I did with Grimmjob and the Triple Set) and we're puttin' The Dark Whores on notice... Protect Yo' Neck!"

As the crowd gets louder, Doc Mid-Nite hands the mic over to Captain Howdy. Howdy looks puzzled for a moment, but then yells into the mic:

Howdy: CUNTS!!!

This one word gets the loudest pops. The crowd goes wild, chanting and cheering.

Monroe: He a man of few words, but Captain Howdy makes them count!!!

Marcum:

MisterJLA, obviously excited, snatches the microphone from Captain Howdy, who looks partially relieved, and speaks, oblivious to the fact that the crowd has just died down…

JLA: The Dark Lords. Sudden Death Rules. The Family Matters Business Company, or whatever they're called. NOTHING! Nothing compared to this collection of talent that you all see before you! ust like when I joined forces with The Hardcore Legend, Captain Howdy, to create The Allied Powers I have once again surrounded myself with talent that will help me...I mean us, that will help US…rule the RDCW! Just take a look at who I have with me: Joe Mama. The longest reigning IC Champion EVAR! Forget the fact that I was the one who ended his title run! That was a long time ago , and we have put our differences aside for the good of the team! Howdy and I also took the Tag Belts from Joe and the other guy who got fired, but that's another story.

So I have the reigning Big Cheese Champion, Joe Mama on MY side! And also...Doc Mid Nite! The REAL force behind the famous Tag Team Champions: The Triple Threat! Mid Nite almost broke his back carrying Grimm, and that other guy who got fired, during their title run! And as a tag expert myself, I can appreciate what Doc will bring to the team. And last, and certainly least, my old partner: Captain Howdy! Together, we have been the longest reigning Tag Team Champions the RDCW has EVAR seen! We are undefeated! We even unified the RDLL Tag Belts with ours, just for good measure! We r0x0rs! Together, there's nothing the "IV" of us cannot accomplish!

At this, JLA’s teammates nod to each other. The fans are still pretty quiet…

JLA: But tonight...I stand alone.

The fans erupt, cheering. Joe Mama, Doc Mid Nite, and Captain Howdy all feign shock for a moment before chuckling to each other. JLA starts to shake and look around, in faux terror…

JLA: No, it's OK fellas. The Proctor, in his never ending quest to destroy me and my legacy, as signed me in a singles match against, th---th---the feared, th---the d--dddeadly, the notorious...Captain Hoagie! Hoagie, the last time I remember seeing you, Howdy and I were beating you and PenWing senseless in our TLC match, to win the Tag Team Championships! So Hoagie, listen and watch carefully...this is what I'm going to do to you!

JLA reaches inside the plastic bag, and pulls out a hoagie. JLA rips into the sandwich his teeth, and begins to eat it very quickly. Some of the contents of the sandwich are scattered around JLA's feet. His teammates step back in surprise, and JLA starts to choke on the sandwich.

JLA: That's OK <cough> fellas <cough> I'm all right. You see that <cough>, Hoagie? I like to eat hoagies, and tonight, I'm going to LOVE eating you!

The crowd laughs at JLA, while Joe, Howdy, and Mid Nite silently slip out of the ring, shaking their heads and chuckling. A few moments after they’re gone, MisterJLA notices that he’s alone in the ring and rushes to the back.

Monroe: I don’t quite know what JLA’s words mean for Captain Sammitch, but it looks like the Four are otherwise on the same page…

Marcum: I think it was JLA’s best appearance to date!