Singles Match
Chris Oakley vs. Pariah

From the opening bell, technical skill went right out the window; the former Bond Brigade captain and the GBW bad boy went at each other like rabid dogs, trading punches, chops, and other various attacks in the center of ring.

Monroe: These two look like they are going to kill each other!

Marcum: Oakley may finally have met a man angrier than himself!

Pariah tried to apply his infamous Gaydiation hold on Oakley only to have the solo striker grab his arm and fling him into one of the ring posts; Chris went for the Snuff the Rooster and wound up on the wrong end of a German suplex from Pariah. GBW's resident lunatic then prepared to deliver the Gloom & Doom on Oakley...

Monroe: Buhgawb! Oakley could be finished!

Marcum: But that could make Pariah a serious competitor! Gob help us all!

Pariah lifts Oakley into the Gloom & Doom, and it looked like it was all over, but Oakley managed to spin himself out of the move and pull Pariah down with a DDT. Chris helped Pariah back to his feet and unleashed his full fury on the stunned Pariah. Hitting his foe with back-to-back Red Alerts, Oakley administered the coup de grace with a Full Metal Jacket for the 3-count and the victory. Not pausing to acknowledge the crowd's ovation after the match, Chris grabbed a folding chair and stormed back to the locker room area looking to bust some TNR heads.



The Madman says: "that's fucked up. that ain't right."