Why do people seem to think I am some kinda trouble making bastard?

Anyway,I have met Franta twice (he was the first NB I ever met,so is it any wonder I have tended to avoid the rest of them?).

I have met Sir ROYSTON of BATTY & we have spoken on the phone several times (he keeps asking for my credit card details before we can proceed).

I have met Flamingswordsman cause he used to buy comics from me,but I didnt know he even posted here til after I started dealing with him on ebay!

People I would like to meet:
Sneaky Bunny
Mxy
SOM
bsams
Jaburg
Balloon Knot
Klinton
First Amongst Poo Eaters Dave
Sneaky Bunny
Joan Mambo
Penis Jockey Poofter
Harleys boobies
Cowgirl Rack
MisterGayLA
Bobo Kamperdoodle
Canadian Prometheus
Sneaky Bunny
PrincessElisa (cause then she would be fucked)
Queen Snarf (cause then he would be fucked)
Captain Howdy
John Byrne
Uschi
Sneaky Bunny
Grimm & his pet,thedoctor
Chris Oakley
Jack the lil death
Speedy
Scooters boobies
Sneaky Bunny