I've met Stareena. Coincidentally, she hates me now too. We talked on the phone a billion times and wrote a zillion e-mails to one another before The Meet (which was six years in the making). Butter's a close second in the friendship category at five years. I also met Uschi. Spent four and a half days together in San Diego, and she didn't try to stab me with a spork once!
That's about it. As for meeting more people, I'm pretty fucking scared to. YOU'RE ALL ANIMALS!!!
Joe Mama would want me to get numbers of girls for his amusement... PJP would only talk to me about the Gaylord Plaza in TN... Harley would try to "psychologize" me... Nowhereman would call me a flippin' cunt all the time... And Rob would only talk about the times DK's been macked on by various women...
