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CC just re-wrapped it and gave it to Dave. Gratitude sex followed.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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and Dave was eating it while having sex. It's like scatporn!
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Nah, Santa gave Nowhereman a comb for his chest hair.
We all wear a green carnation.
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Only cause it as no use for your head!
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"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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This New Years Eve...
Why watch Dick Clark?
When you can see MrJla's balls drop!
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Happy holidays everyone!
Happy Holidays 皆!
Gelukkige vakantie iedereen!
Bonnes fêtes chacun !
Frohe Feiertage jeder!
Feste felici tutto!
Feriados felizes todo
¡Felices fiestas cada uno!
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Montgomery Gentry Merry Christmas From The Family
Mom got drunk and dad got drunk At our Christmas party We were drinkin' champagne punch And homemade eggnog Little sister brought her new boyfriend He was a Mexican We didn't know what to think of him 'Til he sang Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad
Brother Ken brought his kids with him The three from his first wife, Lynn And the two identical twins From his second wife, Mary Nell Of course he brought his new wife Kaye Who talks all about AA Chain smokin' while the stereo plays Noel, Noel, the first Noel
Carve the turkey, turn the ball game on Mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone Send somebody to the Quick-Pak store We need some ice and an extension cord A can of bean dip and some Diet-Rite A box of Pampers, some Marlboro Lights Hallelujah, everybody say "cheese" Merry Christmas from the family
Fran and Rita drove from Harlingen I can't remember how I'm kin to them But when they tried to plug their motorhome in They blew our Christmas lights Cousin David knew just what went wrong So we all waited on our front lawn He threw the breaker and the lights came on And we sang Silent Night Oh silent night, oh holy night
Carve the turkey, turn the ball game on Mix Bloody Marys 'cause we all want one Send somebody to the Stop 'n' Go We need some celery and a can of fake snow A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite A box of Midol, some Salem Lights Hallelujah, everybody say "cheese" Merry Christmas from the family Feliz Navidad
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Why is Nowhereman getting a red X [color:"red"] H  H  H  [/color] Nicely played.
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