"Ode to Joy" begins to play as Dr. William Paragon makes his way down to ringside, looking splendid in his white business suit. Paragon steps into the ring and takes the mic from James White as the crowd booes heavily.DP: Thank you. Thank you. It gives me much pleasure to see that some of you can recognize true greatness while still wallowing in the muck of greed and avarice and defines your daily existences.
Paragon smiles as the crowd really begins getting on his case.DP: Now as you may have noticed, I have been away for a couple of weeks. You see, after the events of Halloween Handjobs and Anathema Wednesday, I realized that I had to rethink my strategies. I realized that one man alone, even one man as naturally gifted as myself, one man is not enough to fight against the deep seated corruption that infests this company.
Corruption that allows the Spandex Monkey Mans, the Pig Irons, the Grimms, the Darths, the Chris Oakleys, the Nowheremans, the MisterJLAs, the Captain Howdys, the Joe Mamas, that allows these people to carry on their wickedness. To carry on and even in many cases, to thrive and spread their false ideals onto you, the people in the stands and watching at home!
I realized that I needed someone who could not only aid me in my struggle, but someone who could stop me from falling back into the pits of darkness myself. Someone who could lift the very beings of the RDCW wrestlers up into the light again. A man as familiar with this business as myself. A man who saw the evils of this business and tried to walk away with his head held high. A man I convinced to return to aid me in my cause. Now please, if you would, stand up, bow your heads, and hold your hands together. Because at this time, I present to you. . .
THE REVEREND WILLIE WILLIAMS!!!!!!!!!Monroe & MarcuM:
