"Everybody Needs Somebody to Love" starts playing over the speakers as the Reverend Willie Williams makes his way to the ring.Monroe: Buhgawb!
Marcum: Don't swear in front of the reverend!
Doc Paragon hands the Reverend Willie Williams the mic.RWW: Before ah begin, ah would like to thank the good Dr. Paragon for that beautiful introduction.
The crowd boos.RWW: Now, ah know you folks don't really mean that. Ya see, the only reason ya'll are booing right now, is because you have this emptiness inside of you and you just don't know what to fill it with! You come heyah every Tuesday night to be entertained. And there's nothing wrong with that! We all need to be entertained. It wasn't that long ago that ah, too, came heyah to find some...entertainment. But all ah found was emptiness. Sure, ah had mah Company, ah had mah Big Business, and ah had mah partnership with Louie Bastardo. Together, we ruled this heyah wrestling federation. Ah had money, ah had women, ah had everything all of you out there think you want. But you have to beg yourselves to ask just one small question. Whah did ah walk away?
Marcum: Wow, that is a good question. Why did Slick walk away?
Monroe: I guess he got bored. RWW: The answer is simple. Ah had everything in the world, but ah didn't have that somebody to love, not really. And then, one night, after ah had decided to take my sabbatical from this business, ah awoke suddenly from my sleep, sweat soaked and shaking. For that night, ah had a dream! In that dream Slick Willie Williams, the man who stood before you with money and women, the picture of everything wrong with this business today, was tried and hanged for degrading everything pure and good in the world. And in his place arose a new man, a pure man, a man with a mission. This man is not a man who chases skirts and gold, no, this man is a man of morals and integrity. For before you stands a man reborn in the Reverend Willie Williams! And this man has found that somebody to love, and that somebody is the Lord!
The crowd is silent, not knowing how to respond.RWW: That's right, ah am on a mission from Gob! In a time when the end of days have come upon us, when Dark Lords rule freely and the IV horsemen of the Apocalypse run amuck. A time when false Families cling together and rock and role music attacks the very nature of everything that is good and pure in this world. And most notably, in a time when women must degrade themselves to mud wrestling matches where they are stripped down to their unmentionables, someone must speak out with an answer!
There are gasps from the crowd, and some start chanting IV and TNR.RWW: Well, ah give you that answer! Dr. Paragon has spoken of that answer, but you folks just don't want to listen. That is whah ah am heyah! If you will not listen by choice, if the people of this heyah federation will not change their ways by choice, then the good Dr. and ah will have to change all of your ways by force! If you will not turn away from the degradation going on around you, then we will change what you is happening right before your eyes so you will not have to turn!
The crowd boos.RWW: And that begins with the Women's Division! It's time that ya'll had a women's champion who commanded some respect, and ah would like to take this opportunity to introduce you to just that person right now! Ladies and Gentlemen, stand up and show some respect for the next women's champion, Princess Elisa!
The crowd boos as "RESPECT" starts playing over the speakers and Princess Elisa makes her way to the ring. Dr. Paragon and the Reverend hold the ropes for her, and the Reverend hands her the mic.PE: Thank you, Reverend Williams. And thank you, Dr. Paragon, for getting this all started. You know, I've been here for a while. I've fought in all the big matches. I've come close to winning the women's title many times. But, quite frankly, I'm tired of the way things are done around here. I'm tired of being stripped down to my undergarments! I'm tired of being called a whore! I'm tired of Nowhereman constantly begging to see my boobs! I'm tired of all of it! I will get some respect around here! And if I have to go through that amoral clown ya'll worship, if I have to end Lor's career to get it, if that's what it takes to clean this place up and get some respect around here, then that's exactly what I'm going to do! Because it's time ya'll grew up and started showing some respect to the more talented wrestlers in this business, instead of just cheering for the girl who shows the most skin!
The crowd responds with chants of "Prude" and "Asshole!"PE: Ya'll can say that now, but come Arma-Gadda-Da-Vidda, I will get some respect around here, and Lor, you're gonna like this, because in that same moment, you will find your ABSOLUTION!!!
"RESPECT" again blasts over the speakers as Havoc cuts to break.
