Nowhereman is halfway up the ramp when "Kickstart My Heart" merges into "Faded" and his new banner is replaced by:



JM: Hey! Nowherejobber! Over here!!!

Nowhereman turns towards the ring. Joe Mama has made his way through the crowd and into the ring, Big Cheese Title over his shoulder.

JM: I've been listening to you whine and cry about the lack of chances you've been getting for weeks! About how you made me and Grimm and everybody else in this promotion. You come out here in costumes and do imitations and wonder why no one takes you seriously? Oh you poor li'l princess!!!

Now, I'll agree with you about Grimm. It's a sad statement about him that he talked all tough and then went and whined to The Doctor for another title shot, just like I told everyone he would. After the way we Four made an example of you for everyone to see, beating you down and humiliating you in front of both your fans, you have every right to demand a title shot. And you SHOULD be pissed that Grimm leapfrogged over you! But if you're looking for sympathy, I suggest you try the dictionary. Between "shit" and "syphilis" - two things that you AND Grimm are intimately familiar with!

At Arma-Gadda-Da-Vidda, I'm in a Triple Threat Match against the previous champion - PenWing - who decided to finally demand his rematch, and Grimm - the man who cried his way into yet another title shot. A match that I can lose without even being involved in the decision. Obviously, Doc's priority is to his boyfriend Grimm instead of these fans. But what the hell - let's stack the deck against me a little more. You want in my match? You wanna make the Main Event a Fatal Four-Way? Then let's make it a Fatal Four-Way Match!

The fans cheer.

JM: Let me make something clear. I don't back down from ANYONE! That's why I'm the Heavyweight Cheese Champion! It doesn't matter if I have to beat one of you or all of you to win the match, I'm coming in Champion and walking out Champion! And when I beat you, Grimm, and PenWing at Arma-Gadda-Da-Vidda and walk out of my match STILL the Champion, then you, Grimm, PenWing, and the rest of the RDCW will have to face the fact that I am the greatest Heavyweight Cheese Champion this promotion has ever seen!

Now run along, Nowhereman! You have a match to beg into! CUNT!!!

"Faded" starts again. The fans are cheering while Nowhereman and Joe Mama yell at each other for a while. Cut to commercial.

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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