"Rooster" booms from the PA speakers as Chris Oakley roars down the aisle on an ATV and hits the ring.Mic in hand,he starts to address the crowd....

I want to destroy to the Tuesday Night Rockers in the worst way--but before I can do that I have to teach that little punk Flameswordsman a lesson!I hear he's been running me down behind my back,telling everyone that I'm an easy mark now that the Bond Brigade's gone....well,buddy,let's see if you still think that way after I rip your lungs out tonight!

Brief meaningful pause.

And speaking of TNR,I've got a little message for them too:right here and now I'm issuing an open challenge for any member of the Tuesday Night Rockers to face me one-on-one...

Another brief meaningful pause.

...AT ARMA-GADDA-DA-VIDA!!!!

Huge pops from the crowd as Chris puts down his mic and walks out.