Havoc returns from break as the ring has been converted into Louie's Lounge. "Ecstasy of Gold" is playing. Louie is sitting in mid-ring with Howlerama on one side of him and Johnny Evil & Charlie on the other side. Big Fat Elvis is behind the bar, attempting to mix drinks. Poorly. Ariel & Grace are sitting at the bar, patiently waiting for their drinks. Louie starts to speak. LB: You know, there's an old saying. The more things change, the more they stay the same. Looking around at the RDCW tonight, that's more true than ever. Chris Oakley is still doing nothing of note and acting like he's the big cheese. Nowhereman is still doing nothing and getting rewarded for it. Willie Williams is still trying to con people. So-called champions are still hiding out to pad their title reigns. And the Bastardo Family is still here.
Now tonight, I've got not one, but TWO teams in the tag team turmoil match. Howlerama, simply the best tag team in the business today. Yet the RDCW continues to deny them every chance they get! These two men can go toe to toe with anyone in the ring! Yet the so-called champions refuse to grant them a shot! We have a word for that where I come from: Discrimination!
Monroe: Oh, please.
MarcuM: Shush! Louie's speaking!
LB: And on my other side, Johnny Evil, the Loose Cannon, the Big Gun, and his partner, Charlie, the Million $ Pitbull, the Family Enforcer! Undefeated in tag team competition! Not only do they hold a victory over the SDC's top team (when they were the champs, I might add!), but just last week, they taught the Tuesday Night Rockers a lesson in the tag team arts!
Tag Team Turmoil. The Bastardo Family. Two top teams. Four great wrestlers. How can we lose? Simply put, we can't!
Now get outta here!
"Ecstasy of Gold" starts up again as Havoc cuts to a commercial for the new Pig Iron "Woooaaayahhhh of Paaaiiinnnn" t-shirt.
