The Match

The CheeseDome went dark as "Black Wedding Intro" cued up and Harleykwin walked out, amidst the fog.

Monroe: Here we go, Madman!

MarcuM: Spectular entrance. Gives me chills everytime I see it.

Monroe: The SDC and the Dark Lords have been removed from the building for this match. It will be one against one tonight!

MarcuM: Too bad, because that was the only chance PenWing had to win! Calling his buddies for help!

The sarcophagus opens as the music kicks into "Return of the Living Dead" and Grimm steps out onto the rampway. He begins walking down to ringside looking smug and happy. He lifts up his taped hands to show them still covered in blood.

Monroe: He's still wearing PenWing's blood from last week!

MarcuM: That's disgusting! I wonder if Harley's into that?

PenWing barrels down the rampway, leaping onto Grimm's back and pounding on his head as Grimm drops to the floor! PenWing's head is heavily bandaged from last week's assault.

Monroe: PenWing couldn't wait for the match to start! He's ready to fight now!

MarcuM: Jumping somebody from behind! A typical example of SDC's cheating ways! I hope Paragon is watching this!

Harley attempts to catch PenWing by surprise, but he's ready for her. He stands up, threatening her, and she backs off towards the ringside area as PenWing follows. PenWing stalks her down to ringside as Grimm recovers and follows.

Lothar rings the bell as both men make it into the ring. PenWing lifts Grimm up and whips him into the ropes, nailing an enzuguiri on the rebound! He climbs up on the ropes to celebrate with the fans, who are screaming their heads off!

Monroe: These fans are solidly behind PenWing tonight!

MarcuM: Of course they are! He's just as dumb as them, Monroe!

PenWing tries to set up a Drag-N-Whip, but Grimm uses Grave Breath (green mist), spitting it directly into PenWing's face!

Monroe: That's disgusting! Why does he have to do things like this?

MarcuM: He does them because he can, Monroe! Are you gonna tell him he can't?

Grimm throws PenWing back into the corner and chops away at his chest. As PenWing staggers out, Grimm picks him back up and goes for the Kobe Special, taking both men out to the arena floor!

Monroe: Buhgawb! The brutality! The brutal brutality of the brutalness!

Grimm picks PenWing up and carries him around the ringside stairs, delivering a wicked ddt onto the steps! PenWing's bandages are knocked loose and his head begins bleeding again.

Monroe: The carnage!

Grimm delivers the crucifix pose as the crowd booes heavily. Harley taunts PenWing, slapping him in the face repeatedly.
Grimm rolls PenWing back into the ring and goes for a pin attempt, but PenWing barely lifts his shoulder up before the three. Grimm berates Lothar's count.

MarcuM: Slow count! Lothar's a terrible referee.

Grimm applies the Dragon Sleeper, attempting to further weaken PenWing's neck and head.

Monroe: Grimm loves to punish his opponents. He works on the neck area. Powerbombs, ddts, chokeslams. . .

MarcuM: Don't forget the devastating spike piledriver that he and Darth use in tag matches!

Lothar checks PenWing's arm, but he keeps it raised and tries to rally to the cheers of the fans. PenWing kicks Grimm in the head and escapes the sleeper! He bounces off the ropes and goes for the Whinged Wheel, laying both men out!

Monroe: Both men are down!

Lothar begins the count as both men struggled to their feet. Finally at eight, both men stood, and Lothar ordered the bout to continue! Grimm went for a clothesline, but PenWing countered into a Spin-O-Rama!

He hit the ropes again, but Harley tripped him and he fell onto the mat! PenWing attempted to go after her, but Grimm caught him from behind with an overhead release german suplex! PenWing managed to pull himself into a kneeling position but was caught by a Crapping Wizard from Grimm!

MarcuM: It's over, Monroe! There's no way PenWing can recover from that!

Monroe: You may be right, Madman. That was a devastating kick to PenWing's already injured head!

Grimm pauses again, to play to the crowd, wiping PenWing's blood onto his face, and smiling sadisticly.

Monroe: He's sick!

Grimm goes to deliver a Triple 6 Bomb, but PenWing drops back down onto the mat, too tired to hold himself up. Grimm smiles again, looking out at the audience with disdain. He picks PenWing up again, but Wing rolls him over into a small package pin attempt!

Monroe: Out of nowhere!

MarcuM: Two count! Two count! What a close match!

Grimm, though surprised, kicks out of the move, and begins to pound away on PenWing's head again, opening up his injury more.

Grimm whips PenWing into the ropes again, but Wing reverses into a Drag-N-Whip, knocking him to the mat!

PenWing points to the skies as the fans get on their feet and he climbs up the turnbuckle in preparation for the High Holy Howe!

Monroe: This could be it!

Harley runs over to the corner and grabs PenWing's leg, holding him back from getting to the top. PenWing tries to shake her off, but has trouble doing so. Finally he shakes her off and leaps, but Grimm has recovered and delivers a brutal Flatliner (heart punch) to PenWing in mid air!

PenWing hits the mat, stunned as Grimm rolls over onto him for the three count and the win!

Monroe: That was wrong! PenWing had him! He had him!

MarcuM: Cheat to win, Monroe! Cheat to win! That's what the knucklehead gets and that's what's going to happen at Arma Gadda Da Vida next week!

Havoc fades out as Grimm & Harley leave the ring, while Lothar checks PenWing's condition.


The Madman says: "that's fucked up. that ain't right."