RDCW presents Arma Gadda Da Vida Friday December 30th, 2005!

RDCW officials have been scrambling to keep up with the main event scenario! The 3 Way Dance is now a 4 Way Dance as Nowhereman has joined the show! This is NOT a Fatal Fourway match! Three men must be eliminated to win the match!

World Heavyweight Cheese Title
4 Way Dance
Joe Mama (C) defends against Grimm, PenWing, and Nowhereman!

Inter-Cunt-Inental Title
Darth (C) vs. Doc. Mid-Nite

Women's Booby Title
Lor (C) vs. Princess Elisa

World Tag Team Titles
Allied Powers (C) vs. Tuesday Night Rockers

Captain Sammitch vs. Pig Iron
special referee: Dr. William Paragon

Hardcore Porn Title
Chewy Walrus (C) vs. Charlie vs. Balls Nasty

No DQ Match
Chris Oakley vs. Tommy "The Surgeon" Savitz

Clockwork Banana House of Fun Match!
Spandex Monkey Man vs. Mystery Opponent
As retribution for Halloween Handjobs, Dr. Paragon has ordered Spandex Monkey Man to go into this matach against an unknown opponent from Spamm's past! Who could it be?


The Madman says: "that's fucked up. that ain't right."