I just received a check for twenty cents. Evidently I was part of a class action lawsuit that I knew nothing of. I didn't even realize a great wrong had been done to me. Nonetheless, I have to say, I now feel completely vindicated.
Of course, nothing can completely put to rights the grave injustice I suffered, but this twenty cents makes a good start.
I like class action lawsuits. They are the closest thing we have to equitable economic distribution in the U.S. The poor man's socialist revolution.
