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I mean, the mother fucker is richer than God. If I was one a Bruce's buddies I'd be like, "Hey man got a couple hundred G's layin around? Man that'd be cool."
It would be like givin yer buddy a fiver. The son of a bitch is richer than Scrooge McFuckingDuck.
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Doesn't he already give a lot of money away?
Doesn't he pay for a lot of the JLAs stuff? He also spent a lot of money rebuilding Gotham after No Man's Land. There was also that issue where he gave a kid a full scholarship to college just because he worked for him. I've always thought he was quite generous.
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Yeah but he's got like 800 hundred Batmobiles. Why doesnt Huntress, Catwoman or fuckin Robin have some sickass ride?
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Because Batman's smart. He didn't marry Catwoman or Huntress, so they can't divorce him and take half his shit. As for Robin, because "fuck Robin". That's why.
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Batman gave Robin a transforming car.
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Batman gave Robin a transforming car.
Bumblebee?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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No, it was red. Isn't that the big guy? Optimus Prime?
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
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No, it was red. Isn't that the big guy? Optimus Prime?
Hot Rod?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Don't talk about it like that! My mom says I have to call it my fireman.
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
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Don't talk about it like that! My mom says I have to call it my fireman.
 Damn you... You made me snarf (not King Snarf) my drink.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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because he's the goddamn Batman, that's why. he's got better things to do than go around giving handouts to a bunch of hippies in spandex tights.
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because he's the goddamn Batman, that's why. he's got better things to do than go around giving handouts to a bunch of hippies in spandex tights.
What'ah you, retahdid???
(All-Star Batman is a great read if you imagine the characters with Boston accents. High comedy. It helps if you're drunk, too.)
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Really?
'Cause I imagined All-Star Batman with Adam West's voice.
I burst into laughter everytime I hear him say "I'm the Goddamn Batman" in my head.
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No, it was red. Isn't that the big guy? Optimus Prime?
It's Turbo.
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Gobots: the poor mans transformers.
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Steady as she goes, mob! Cheap rip-offs get mud in the eye and end of the line, my valentine! Geron-ron-ron-ron-ronnimoooooooooooooooo!!!
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Remember the spin-off to Go-bots with the robots that could turn into boulders?
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I also had the robot animals that could turn into eggs. Fucking EGGS.
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I remember those! Good lord, that was dumb!
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Really?
'Cause I imagined All-Star Batman with Adam West's voice.
I burst into laughter everytime I hear him say "I'm the Goddamn Batman" in my head.
I am going to reread the 2 issues I wasted my money with Adam West's voice right now, it sounds like an improvement! Then I will burn them.
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