*Backstage...*
B: Dis is Bukake! Havoc numbah one annoncah! Standing wid me is Lor, women's Boobie Belt Champeeon! Lor! Tonight, you defend the Boobie Belt against Princess Elisa, a person demanding respect!
Lor:Respect is a dish best served cold baby! <look of confusion> Wait, I think thats the wrong saying... <shurgs, happy-go-lucky look returns> Oh Well! <grins>
B: What about the Reverend Willie Williams? How do you respond when he says he wants to clean up the women's division?
Lor: I say he better grab a mop, put his apron on, and get down on his knees and start scrub'n Mister! Cause...
*Lor is cut off by the Crotch, who yells from off camera, "Bombs Away!" Lor turns to see what the Crotch is doing, and a cream pie sails past her as she moves, hitting Bookake in the head.*
Lor: Hey, you sexy stinky poopie head!!!!! <shakes fist>
*Lor dives to the ground as the Crotch launches another pie at her with his pie launcher, again hitting Bookaki in the head as he also dives for cover. Lor gets to her locker room, and pulls out a pie launcher of her own. Boockaki chooses the wrong time to stand up, and he gets caught in the mother of all pie shooting crossfires. Covered from head to toe in cream pie, Boockake closes his segment as pies continue to fly at and near him.*
B: Dis is Buckakee! Havoc numbah one annoncah! Reporting!
